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Shawn

MOST PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKYS...PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT FUN AS HELL TO WATCH FALL DOWN STAIRS!!!!!

About Me

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ITTER...THATS ME....IM A SIMPLE MAN...I DONT LIKE BS AND APPRECIATE HONESTY. KEEP IT REAL..IT MAKES THINGS A LOT EASIER AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED. I AM 26 YEARS OLD AND AM CURRENTLY LIVING IN NASHVILLE TN AS I ATTEND SCHOOL. BUT MY REAL HOME IS IN GOOD OLD PORT RICHEY FLORIDA, AND I CANNOT WAIT TO RETURN THERE TO BE WITH MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS . IF YA WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME THAT YOU CANT FIND ON THIS PROFILE..JUST ASK..I AINT SHY. CHECK OUT THIS SITE FOR MORE OF MY STUFF TOO http://www.geocities.com/shawng1979/index.html
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?I WRITE SOME STUFF WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES...CHECK OUT THIS ONE AND BE SURE TO KEEP AN EYE ON MY BLOGS..THIS PARTICULAR PASSAGE PERTAINS MORE TO CAR GUYS BUT HEY ..THATS WHAT I AMANTICIPATION BY: Shawn M. Gmitter You sit there waiting your turn. Its your first time and you dont know how you will do. Nervousness begins to take grip of you. In the deepest recesses of your stomach you feel it coming. The feeling that you were hoping to avoid all day. Slowly you begin to shake, only adding to your nervousness. The usually calming effect of your v8 rumbling does little to calm you today. As you pull around to the grid, you start to realize just how many people can see you. They are all expecting a good run from you so you dont want to disappoint. You look to your right to see your opponent. He looks mean and his car is fast. You give him that macho nod and try not to look nervous even though your stomach is doing flips. Your warm up goes fine. The tires spin and spew smoke nicely, exciting the crowd further. You begin to feel more at ease when you look over and see him doing the exact same thing. Now you realize you have to stage your car. You have heard about this, Pull up till the first light goes on then slowly inch your way forward until the second light illuminates. You know all about shallow and deep staging but all that knowledge has left you now and all you can think about is not going past that second light. Slowly you ease your car forward, never fully taking your foot off of the brake pedal. The first light illuminates and you freeze. All you have to do is inch your car a little more to make that second light come on and you cant. Sweat pours down your face as you try to regain your composure. Slowly but surely you feel your foot begin to lift off the brake pedal and you car inches forward to illuminate the second light. You now look right to see him staging his machine. Anticipation and nervousness are now doing battle for your full attention. You turn forward to see his first light go on. You know that any second that second light will go on and you will have mere seconds to go until the race. Will you be able to do it? Will you get a good launch? Will your tires hold? Will he beat you? All this races through your mind in about two milliseconds when you see his second light come on. Now the trees lights up and you both take off in frenzy. Both cars have tire spin and sit at the line for the slightest of moments before lunging forward towards victory. Its hard to tell who got the whole shot as you speed off. You look towards your passenger side window to see him dead even with you. Your tires screech as you throw your car into second gear but you see his car leap forward as he does the same. He gains on you by half a car length and you think he has you when it happens. Slowly the anxiety leaves you. The pit of your stomach settles. All sweat on your brow dries up. You realize that youre not scared anymore. You realize that those people back there dont matter now. Nothing is going to stop you from winning this race. If his car is faster than yours then so be it but your going to put all of your heart and foot into this. You slam the ratchet shifter into third. The race is almost over now as you come up to be dead even with him again. You both look at each other and you begin to see that he is just as nervous now as you were at the start. As you floor the gas pedal and your car passes his, you take the win to you look back to see him pull off the track before you. He is beaten and he knows it. You go on to race again, but nothing will compare to this first win.type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="426" height="320" wmode="transparent"

I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!


You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.

My Interests

OK HERE I AM WITH ONE OF MY BEST BUDDIES...LEXX..SHE WANTED A PIC OF HER AND I UP ON MY PROFILE....AND I DIDNT HAVE ONE OF US HANGING OUT...SO I MADE ONE....SO HERE YA GO LEXX...TOP OF THE PAGE...YOU ROCK!! HUGS

I'd like to meet:

I WOULD LIKE TO MEET ANYONE ELSE WHO ISNT FULL OF SHIT.... SERIOUSLY I MEAN SO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD GET HUNG UP ON THE MOST STUPID STUFF.. JUST BE YOURSELF..IF SOMEONE DOESNT LIKE YOU FOR IT..THEN OH WELL AT LEAST YOU DIDNT COMPROMISE YOURSELF....LIVE EVERYDAY AS IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW...CHEESY BUT WHEN SIT DOWN AND THINK ABOUT IT..IT JUST MAKES SENSEzFAMILY, FRIENDS, CARS, FOOTBALL, VIDEO GAMES(XBOX, PS2, PS3) BEER, READING, COMPUTERS, ANYTHING FUN THAT I WONT LOSE INTEREST IN IN FIVE MINUTES!! AND REMEMBER......THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO GIVE A SHIT...THEN THERES ME!

Music:

OK SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN ASKING ABOUT THE LYRICS TO THE SONG ON MY PROFILE...WHISKEY IN THE JAR BY METALLICA...WELL HERE THEY ARE..DIDNT THINK IT WAS THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND..LOL..ITS THE PERFECT SONG...IRISH DRINKING SONG..PERFORMED BY A GREAT ROCK BAND...PERFECT..LOL..OK HERE YA GO========================================================== ==========================================================9. Whiskey In The Jar[Originally recorded by Thin Lizzy]As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin' I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier I said stand and deliver or the devil he may take yaI took all of his money and it was a pretty penny I took all of his money yeah and I brought it home to Molly She swore that she'd love me, no never would she leave me But the devil take that woman yeah for you know she tricked me easyMusha ring dum a doo dum a da Whack for my daddy-o Whack for my daddy-o There's whiskey in the jar-oBeing drunk and weary I went to Molly's chamber Takin' my money with me and I never knew the danger For about six or maybe seven in walked Captain Farrell I jumped up, fired off my pistols and I shot him with both barrelsMusha ring dum a doo dum a da Whack for my daddy-o Whack for my daddy-o There's whiskey in the jar-oNow some men like the fishin' and some men like the fowlin' And some men like ta hear, ta hear cannon ball a roarin' Me I like sleepin' specially in my Molly's chamber But here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chain yeahMusha ring dum a doo dum a da Whack for my daddy-o Whack for my daddy-o There's whiskey in the jar-oWhiskey in the jar-o Musha ring dum a doo dum a da

Movies:

ELF, BAD SANTA, A CHRISTMAS STORY, TALLEDEGA NIGHTS THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN ONE AND TWO, ANY GOOD HORROR MOVIE (FRIDAY THE 13TH SERIES, NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET SERIES, FINAL DESTINATION ONE AND TWO, ETC) ARMEGEDDON, SCARFACE, PULP FICTION, DEATH TO SMOOCHY, GET SHORTY, FIGHT CLUB, RAMBO SERIES, TERMINATOR SERIES, ROCKY SERIES, MAN MOVIES BASICALLY, BRAVEHEART, PATRIOT...ETC

Television:

FAMILY GUY, SIMPSONS, THE SHIELD, RESCUE ME,WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY, THAT 70'S SHOW, NIP/TUCK

Books:

PRETTY MUCH ANYTING CAR RELATED...

Heroes:

SUPERMAN DIED FROM A BEDSORE!...'NUFF SAID...

My Blog

CHUCK NORRIS FUCKING RULES!!!!

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was f...
Posted by Shawn on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:28:00 PST

Time...what a weird thing

TIME IS A FUNNY THING...WHILE WE ARE ALL SUCCEPTABLE TO ITS GRASP, WE STILL TRY AND FIGHT IT AND HOLD IT BACK AS LONG AND AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, SOME OF US OUT THERE GOING TO EXTREMES TO DO SO.  TI...
Posted by Shawn on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:10:00 PST

Cool Quotes by the Lizard King

Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free ---         &nb sp; &nb...
Posted by Shawn on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:32:00 PST

Funny how some feelings are right

First of all allow me to aplogize for the rest of this blog before i write it...it may be chooppy and vague but it has to be that way....   funny how some feelings are right....I titled this blog...
Posted by Shawn on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 05:27:00 PST

Dont worry people of Florida..your savior is coming

Good people of West Central Florida...here my call.....     I know that things have been rough for the last lets say o..... 7 months...but be in depsair for not much longer as i have great n...
Posted by Shawn on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:53:00 PST

Ode To Beer

  Beer beer my magical fruit you make me handsome and the girls all cute   Beer beer the wonderful drink the power you have to make me not even think   Beer beer you uplifing potion th...
Posted by Shawn on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 06:06:00 PST