You get a sign so I paid a ransom, you felt sorry so I felt a wrath come
About Me
Well castrate me with a big spade. I'm me and thats the way uh huh uh huh I like it uh huh uh huh. Anyways I'm a bit of an alcoholic and wouldnt say no to a lil drinky when someones offers it to me. I'm too damn nice for my own good as I'm told permanently. You find me drunk and you can prob scrounge a fiver or so..well you hope hehe. I have a wonderful gilfriend....well I say wonderful i mean insane and she's called Helli and she loves masterbatin' with her salermander hand...dont ask dont tell. I "play" bass in a great band called the bohemian intellectuals AKA the firm bi's and our most renown song being "I'm drawin' an ass" its rather genius I must say ( cos I invented it) Any road that'll do for now I must be orf. Much love y'al!!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Well I've met the love of my life..there you happy Helli? Anyways yeah, people to meet...hmm...anyone else like me would be cool,or terrifying depends on how you look at it you know and the like s'all good I tells ya
My Blog
A whole tonne of rubbish
Well what can I say? Nothing much has happened to me at the mo unless you count the boozing and genuine hilariy that comes from having friends like I do. My influence is growing well too.....I've mana... Posted by on Mon, 01 Aug 2005 15:10:00 GMT
