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Maynard

Everyone's Got a Drug Dealer on Speed Dial...

About Me

I'm an easy going person. I mostly like to hang out with friends and have a good time. I love the out doors and I like to party. I work hard to make a living. I don't like handouts. If I get something, it is because I work to get it. I like all types of music and all types of people. I'm mostly quit until I get to know somebody. I made this layout with help from pYzam , Look at these other Layouts!

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My Interests

I like to hang out with friends and have a good time. I go to a lot of Roadrunner Record Shows and meet a lot of cool bands.

I'd like to meet:

everynoe I meet...

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Television:

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer, it's gonna start."This time, she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts.""That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"The husband sighed. "Oh Boy, it's started."

Books:

Gemini (May 21-June 20) --Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never who you are fucking that day. They have had sex. A lot of sex. Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high. The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION. Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked: In the elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a few. If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for them to set the mood for sex no matter WHERE you might end up. They WILL take the initiative. They live off their charm. If they are male and gay they will still be the greatest fuck your female friend has ever had. Go figure. They are also Voyeurs but always willing to lend a hand ... or any other part of anatomy. If they are depressed, suck on their fingers, that always seems to cheer them up. Their goal is to fuck in the front row of the OSCARS when the cameras pans on them so that they can wave.