*~MOMMA TATU~* - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a hot tempered Irish girl that can drink any man or woman under the table! I'll stare in the sun too long And burn my eyes out, I'll hold my hand on the stove And melt my flesh off, Dare me to jump and I'll be the first, Can't push me too far cuz I'm always the worst! I'll be the one who's actually dumb, I'll be the one to do the things that no one's done! I'll be the first one to take the dare, Cuz I'm number 1! I'm not scared! I'll shave my nose off I'll chop my baby toe off I'll tattoo my eyes from the inside So I can see it! I'll pierce my colon So my shit comes out like Play Dough, I'll knock my tooth out I'll slice my ear lobe! I'll be the one who's actually dumb I'll be the one to do the things that no one's done, I'll be the first one to take the dare Cuz I'm number 1! I'm not scared! You can't stop me! You can't shock me! I'm too crazy! Cuz I'll chop off my leg I'll tattoo my head And don't think I won't fucking do it! I'll Be the one who's actually dumb, I'll be the one to do the things that no one's done, I'll be the first one to take the dare, Cuz I'm number 1! I'm not scared! But enough about me,let's talk about you!
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My Interests

Music, Humor, Beer, Sushi, Alt. Porn, Candles, Pumpkins, Fishnets, Stillettos, Boots, Paganism, Burlesque, Tattoos, Piercings, Scarification, Sex And Violence, Pleasure, Pain, Wax Play, Switching, Sensory deprivation, Violet Wands, Vibrators, Bondage, Flogging, Cold Steel on Warm flesh, Make-Up, Hair, Scissors, Wigs, Weave, Strong Beautiful Women, Men who arent afraid to be truthfull

I'd like to meet:

People to feed on....

Get Your Sexy Name

Music:

Im A lil bit Gothic,and a lil bit Punk Rock, The Lunachicks Bjork Nekromantix The Cramps Red Tape GWAR The Casualties The Horrorpops The Other Devamachine Deftones The Impotent Sea Snakes The Faint Type O Negative Genetorturers The CruxShadows Seduced by Suicide Wolfshiem Ministry Kittie Jack off Jill Sneaker pimps Black Flag GG Allen Dead Kennedys Dead Milkmen Lower class Brats Guitar Wolf Joan Jett The cure Dead Can Dance Slipknot lords of acid Prince Ella Fitzgerald Johny Cash Patsy Cline HIM Cradle of Filth The Living End Body Count Rammstein 311 Alien Sex Fiend Mindless Self Indulgance And many more!!!

Movies:

Natural Born Killers Resevoir Dogs TANK GIRL Pulp Fiction Strange Days Face Off Heavy Metal Spun A Scanner Darkly Never Ending Story The Labrynth Constantine The 5th Element What dreams May Come One Flew Over the Cookoos nest Star Wars"all of them" SpaceBalls Clock Work Orange Super Troopers 40 Days and 40 Nights Drop Dead Fred Goonies The Four Rooms and the best of all Forest Gump!

Television:

Sponge Bob The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Mad TV Ed,Edd,&Eddy Pimp My Ride Taxi Cab Confessions Miami Ink Blow Out Reno 911 The Food Network The Discovery channel and back in da good ol' days - X Files!

Books:

Anything from luke Meloncohly's Journal!, Children's books to my son,and Hair and Tattoo Magazines

Heroes:

MY SON, MY CAT, The Beautiful Women of Cabaret Vampyra, Josepher and Lisa, Bettie Page,My Mookie,and The Inventor of vibrators

My Blog

I Did One of Those Celebrity Look Alike Thingy's!

Posted by *~BAMBER~* on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:12:00 PST

Hasnt Even been 24 Hours...

It hasnt even been 24 hours since my baby went to jail,and im totally and completely lost! How am i supposed to survive 45 days without the love of my life?! All i can think about is him in a cold cel...
Posted by *~BAMBER~* on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:05:00 PST

I Woke up this Morning....

I woke up this morning,opened the fridge, grabbed a beer and lit a ciggerette.Still coverd in blood from the night before and thought to myself finally that bitch is dead! Countless nights i fant...
Posted by *~BAMBER~* on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:45:00 PST

Capricorn Kink!!!

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) --Just as I was writing this one, my Capricorn friend proceeds to call me...Capricorns are psychic by accident. They have no idea the fates smile on them from time to tim...
Posted by *~BAMBER~* on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:41:00 PST

Wicked Girl.....

"Wicked Girl" I must scar the wicked girl i have become,Ive destroyed all trust and loyalty in once i believed.Killing everything i see,i will always be alone.waiting for that night to be free from my...
Posted by *~BAMBER~* on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 12:28:00 PST

This Is So True!!!!!

You are the sexually active drunkWhen you get drunk you become uninhibited sexually and are always looking for ways to get laid. Flirting is much easier for you, and for some reason, alcohol mak...
Posted by *~BAMBER~* on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:59:00 PST