C-UNT BITCHEZ

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: C-UNT BITCHEZ
Birthday: ERRYDAY
Birthplace: THE HOSPITAL, DUH!
Current Location: UR MAN'S HOUSE
Eye Color: 3 SHADES OF BROWN
Hair Color: DON'T WORRY, THE CARPET MATCHES THE BLINDS...LOL
Height: DOESN'T MATTER WHEN UR DOIN 69
Right Handed or Left Handed: GOOD WITH BOTH ;)
Your Heritage: MIXED
The Shoes You Wore Today: CHECK UR MAN'S ROOM...I LEFT EM THERE
Your Weakness: BIG DICKS..7UP
Your Fears: SMALL DICKS
Your Perfect Pizza: XTRA LRG SAUSAGE, DUH
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: HEY WHORE!
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHO R U?
Your Best Physical Feature: OUR BRAIN! ;)....GET IT?
Your Bedtime: WHEN UR MAN PUTS ME 2 SLEEP!
Your Most Missed Memory: WE DON'T MISS SHIT!
Pepsi or Coke: BOTH TASTE GOOD WITH RUM!
MacDonalds or Burger King: SONIC!
Single or Group Dates: GROUP....AIN'T NO FUN IF THE HOMIES CAN'T HAV NONE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: WHICH 1 TASTE BETTER WITH VODKA?
Chocolate or Vanilla: WHICH EVER 1 U WANA LICK OFF US
Cappuccino or Coffee: BOTH TASTE GOOD WITH BAILEYS
Do you Smoke: NOT CIGARETTES!
Do you Swear: LADIES DON'T FUCKIN SWEAR!
Do you Sing: DOES MOANING COUNT?
Do you Shower Daily: YEP, ALL @ THE SAME TIME!
Have you Been in Love: LOVE IS OVERRATED!
Do you want to go to College:
Do you want to get Married: ALREADY MARRIED...2 THE GAME! LOL
Do you belive in yourself: "BELIEVE IN URSELF, THAT'S WHAT WE WOULD DO!"
Do you think you are Attractive: UR MAN DOES
Are you a Health Freak: HEALTHY & FREAKY, BUT NOT A HEALTH FREAK!
Do you get along with your Parents: YEAH
Do you like Thunderstorms: Y, U GONA MAKE IT RAIN?
Do you play an Instrument: THIS 1 TIME @ BAND CAMP....
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: WE'RE DRINKIN RIGHT NOW
In the past month have you Smoked: WE'RE SMOKIN RIGHT NOW
In the past month have you been on Drugs: CRACK IS WACK!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: OREOS DON'T COME IN A BOX, DUMBASS!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO SPICY TUNA!
In the past month have you been on Stage: LAST NITE 4 UR MAN!
In the past month have you been Dumped: NAW
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: YESSIR
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ONLY HEARTS
Ever been Drunk: DRUNK...NOW...R...WE
Ever been called a Tease: NEVER! WE AIM 2 PLZ
Ever been Beaten up: WE LIKE IT RUFF!
Ever Shoplifted: DOES STEALING UR MAN COUNT?
How do you want to Die: RIGHT AFTER I CUM!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: BITCH WE R GROWN
What country would you most like to Visit: BANG-COCK!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: WHO CARES IF HE HAS A BIG DICK!
Favourite Hair Color: WHO CARES AS LONG AS WE CAN PULL IT!
Short or Long Hair: LONG HAIR UP TOP, SHORT HAIR ON THE BOTTOM
Height: U GOTA B THIS TALL (5'9+)...2 RIDE THIS RIDE!
Weight: AS LONG AS I CAN BREATH WHILE HE'S ON TOP
Best Clothing Style: CLOTHING OPTIONAL
Number of Drugs I have taken: NOT ENOUGH 2 DO UR MOM!
Number of CDs I own: 2 MANY 2 COUNT
Number of Piercings: 13
Number of Tattoos: 11
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ONLY 3 THINGS...JOSE, ALFRED, ROCKY!
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