panda vs prostitute |
It's about 2 o'clock ,and you know how things look in a bar about two o'clock.. well there's a panda bear and a prostitute sitting together, and the woman asks if he would like to go home with her.. t...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:31:00 GMT |
the perfect day for men and women |
The Perfect DayPERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN8:15Wake up to hugs and kisses.8:30Weigh 5lbs. lighter than yesterday8:45Breakfast in bed, squeezedorange juice and croissants9:15Soothing hot bath withfragrant l...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:40:00 GMT |
DOOM: Repercussions of Evil (Based on a true story) |
DOOM: Repercussions of EvilJohn Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His wa...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:35:00 GMT |
CHUCK NORRIS > THEORY OF EVOLUTION |
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.-Chuck Norris rece...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 04:27:00 GMT |
dont ever say it couldnt get any worse.. cause it usually can...(worst day of my life included) |
So saturday rolls around, and im talking to niki and brian.. I tell them how fucked up I am because i cant find anyone to fill voids that i have right now and make me happy, no one to just chill with,...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:39:00 GMT |
tucker max speaks the truth about the french |
those of you who know me, know i fucking despise the french, the only 2 good things to come out of france are Alizee and Laetitia Casta... enough said...an excerpt from "I hope they serve beer in hell...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:15:00 GMT |
how i became prince! |
Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Phi...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:41:00 GMT |
How i’ve been recently... |
so.. since things kinda hit the fan a few months ago with me and amanda, we both came to the conclusion a while ago that we would be great friends, but not great together, we just conflict entirely to...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:46:00 GMT |
worlds most famous quotes about war |
from the most intelligent men to this day. starting with my favorite."I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -- Albert Eins...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 23:14:00 GMT |
for the troops |
For the TroopsOur alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep foranother 10 minutes.-He stays up for days on end.__________________________You take a warm shower to help you wake up.-He goes days or ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 23:12:00 GMT |
