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About Me

- I am 26 years old. - Yes, I have accomplished a lot of amazing things in those 26 years. - No, I will not be listing them here. - I am sort of a web designer. - The rest of the time I play guitar, get drunk with my buds and also, spend an absolute eternity of various forms of London Transport.LIKES: - Knitwear! - Mexican food - Birthdays (particularly MINE and the one belonging to Jesus - in that order) - Martinis - Quiffs - Converse trainers - Wine - Flying - Skinny ties - Zara - Superhero movies - Finger spinners - My guitars - Buuuuuuuca - Comedy - The 1950sDISLIKES/HATES: - Hat hair - Spiral staircases - Repetitive catchphrase comedy - Male pattern baldness (remember I hated you first) - Arrogant posh people - Memory gaps - Savoury Dutch pancakes - Bland music-by-numbers-pop-music - My stupid frickin internet connection which cut out the first time I was writing this.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone bar my maker.

My Blog

And they thought I was DEAD...

This was the Easter weekend that Richard William Clarke of Thames Ditton, Surrey fell 50ft out of a tree and both literally and metaphorically landed on his feet... He did&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 00:17:00 GMT

"Deal that fucker OUT..."

Britain has been gripped in the last week in a state of weirdy panic prior to the Glastonbury ticket sale yesterday... Success tastes sweet though. Oh yes it does. Unless success tastes like ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 13:23:00 GMT

The black sheep got blackmailed again

Feeling weirdy weirdy weirdy weirdy. Sleep deprivation combined with an ill advised Red Bull have put me in the disagreeable position of being very tired but unable to sleep. So here goes with my reco...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:00:00 GMT

On finding the Best Chicken Quesadillas in the World...

I've been out and about this weekend in one of Europe's finest cities. No no no! Not Dusseldorf but a long weekend jaunt back to the wonderful Catalan capital, Barcelona. Along the way,...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 15:02:00 GMT

NBFs and dirty laundry

Christ I can't sleep! So here, for insomnia's sake, is a list of all my new best friends and a few dirty laundry incidents from a reasonably crazy weekend. - Finding the bar next to the Pleasance near...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:11:00 GMT