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Fatboy

Mr. Self-Destruct

About Me


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This looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me, cuz we need a little controversy...I have plenty to say, most of it about nothing, and nothing about something. Interests, music, and movies say a lot about a person. You want to know more, write me. I'm good with responding.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Birthday: Junish sometime
Birthplace: Pocatello, ID
Current Location:
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6' 1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty for writing, but can use both on the diamond or the court
Your Heritage: Swedish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Doc Martens
Your Weakness: DoubleStuf Oreos (Milk's favorite cookie)
Your Fears: My daughter telling me I wasn't a good father
Your Perfect Pizza: as long as there's no fish on it, I'll take it like sex, ITS ALL GOOD
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get 1/2 the schooling under my belt
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Five more minutes for the next alarm
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Between 10 pm and pass out on the couch
Your Most Missed Memory: e!D0 said it best, "childhood summers... sleepin in and no responsibilities"
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI! Unless there's rum around, then Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Soggy lettuce at BK, gotta go with the Arches
Single or Group Dates: Single - I do my work best that way
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, black and powerful!
Do you Smoke: Not any more
Do you Swear: Fuck you!
Do you Sing: Comparable to howling at the moon
Do you Shower Daily: Gotta!
Have you Been in Love: Mebbe once.
Do you want to go to College: Currently am/are/is(?) WTF
Do you want to get Married: Did it once already. Its gotta be right.
Do you belive in yourself: Damn skippy
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: A-yup
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Well enough
Do you like Thunderstorms: Absolutely, natures visual/olfactoral show!
Do you play an Instrument: A-yup, but its been a while`
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Only on days ending in "Y"
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: A-yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope - not for shopping purposes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope - woe is me.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Mmmmm, sushi! Thanks Aska
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Unless she's tired of me by now, nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: A-yup
Ever been called a Tease: Nope, just a dirty old man
Ever been Beaten up: Not since elementary school
Ever Shoplifted: A-yup
How do you want to Die: Quickly, unexpectedly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: If I grow up, I'd like to run a ski shop
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia is on the list along with all the countries of Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: They have the most beautiful brown eyes (my daughter), blue eyes (my weakness) that make me melt!
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: I like'em taller than Tinkerbell
Weight: between 110 and 150 proportional please - I don't want to do the breaking or be broken.
Best Clothing Style: Classy, business
Number of Drugs I have taken: I lose count at about 35,000
Number of CDs I own: 200+
Number of Piercings: 2, the ears
Number of Tattoos: 2, right side shoulder
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One
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My Interests

First and foremost, my daughter Julia is my primary concern. She truly has dad wrapped around her finger. (Pictures of her are coming soon.) After that, if it's sports, I'm in. Skiing, basketball, baseball, softball, golf (I'll play.) I'm a Chargers fan (one of four in Utah), and an Angels fan (AL)/Padres fan (NL). University of Utah (A Utah man I am sir - fuckin' Urban Meyer!) I've recently discovered the joys and tenderness of one Magdalena, what a vision of beauty she is. I also read just about anything. Every now and then I'll get on a diet of heavy literary classics: Wuthering Heights, Heart of Darkness, Tess of the D'Urbervilles, The Odyssey. Then I read fiction in a different vein: John Lescroart, Tom Clancy, Mark Twain, etc. Movies, music, good coffee, Bacardi 151 and "My Tai"s, the color yellow, if you couldn't tell.

I'd like to meet:

Lance Armstrong, David Letterman, Bill Clinton, Tim Duncan, golf a round with Tiger and Vijay, and swim in Bill Gates bathtub

Music:

So much shit in my CD case! Alice In Chains, Audioslave, Beastie Boys through White Zombie, Eminem, Dre, Snoop, Bussa-Bus, NWA, Scarface, Frank Sinatra, y'know! I've got a variety-n-shit.

Movies:

Favorite movies include, but are not limited to: The Crow - favorite of all time, Bull Durham (every spring before baseball season starts, and any time in between), Almost Famous, 8 Mile, Tin Cup, Rounders, Good Will Hunting - (Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.)

Television:

The Shield, Nip/Tuck, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Becker, and as always...ESPN SportsCenter!

My Blog

Its Official

My blog...my own fucking ramblings, things that I find important.  Shit head comments need not be posted.I admit it.  I'm very taken by her.  She's nestled in my head. It went from an i...
Posted by Fatboy on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:08:00 PST

My new fever

I'm really digging this song, so here's the translated lyrics -(thank you Magdalena)Sometimes the world is a valley of heartaches and tears,And in the hustle and bustle, no sunshine appears,But you an...
Posted by Fatboy on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 10:37:00 PST

My Girl

My ex gave me a couple of pictures she had taken of my beautiful daughter for Spendmas.  Sure I paid for one of them as a reprint, but it absolutely takes my breath away every time I look at it.&...
Posted by Fatboy on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 09:32:00 PST

I hate Christmas

God I hate this holiday.  FROM THE TOP DOWN, I hate it!  I can't stand the stupid fuckin' drivers waiting for you to walk to your car, get in your car, back out, and take your spot!  (F...
Posted by Fatboy on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 02:25:00 PST

Her again

So I'm wondering whether or not she's going to be the one I've been holding out for.  She's been on the "untouchable" list ever since I've known her.  Now it feels like I have a chance. ...
Posted by Fatboy on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 09:49:00 PST

Fuck this fuckin' shit

What a great weekend I was having! My daughter spends the night again (crazy baby girl) and I take her to day care this morning. All is well, I'm up early, ready to roll, and wake her up. She's so cut...
Posted by Fatboy on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 01:13:00 PST

Mer de Noms - Magdalena

You know who you are, and why this is significant (maybe).   Overcome by yourMoving templeOvercome by thisHoliest of altarsSo pureSo rareTo witness such an earthly goddessThat I've lost my self c...
Posted by Fatboy on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 10:03:00 PST

Wistfulness

As much as I'd love to take credit for this eloquence, I'm lucky to make cogent sentences.  I give credit to Lord Byron for his words.   She walks in beauty, like the nightOf cloudless clime...
Posted by Fatboy on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 09:25:00 PST

Reflections

There are those days where these words apply: Goodbye cruel world I'm leaving you today Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye all you people There's nothing you can say To make me change My mind Goodbye. Ot...
Posted by Fatboy on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 11:45:00 PST

Dear Mr. President!

Friday, September 2nd, 2005  Dear Mr. Bush:  Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted.&nb...
Posted by Fatboy on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:54:00 PST