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(¯`·Tainted & Painted Lady·´¯)

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MySpaceScripts.com Profile EditorI likes me some: Big boots, rhinestones, black, motorcycles, cars, glam, punk rock, horror films, zombies, Tarantino films, black & white tiger stripes, faux fur, faux hawks, mohawks, blk & wht pictures, pictures of me, doggies, boys in eyeliner, boys with short hair, boys with dyed black hair, boys with style, girrls with style, boys who wear colonge.. but not too much, the smell of boys, random adventures, paintballin, frisbee golf, cuddling, kissing.. lots o' kissing, fishnet stockings, stilettos, leather, ties, beltbuckles, big sunglasses, Chanel, Dior, D&G, Versace, red licorice, spinage, Vietnamese food, make-up, drawing, painting, puters, redecorating, designing, satin, valour, Coop, Olivia, sideshow circus freaks and curiousities and oddities, incense, Keoki, skulls, gauged lobes, tattoos, sleeves are hawt, red nails, red lips, red wrapping paper, rockstars, perfume, patcholi on hippies, the 80's, legwarmers, tiki mugs, purses, shoes, black ink, black paint, black kitchen appliances, non stick pans, kiwi strawberry propel, ice cream, CHAI LATTES, getting dirty, getting clean, hot showers... with my boy, Frankenstien and his bitch, Chud, Bela Lugosi, Herman Munster, learning, managing, new stuff, jeans, short jackets and sweaters... or as Matt calls them quarter of a jacket jackets, spending money, smoking tho it's bad for me, trinkets, markers, Dick Blicks, digital cable, Elvis, the 50's, Savage mag, Architectural Digest, Chipolte, sleep, toys, Living Dead Dolls, drag queens, bars, amaretto sours, drink garnishments, swizzle sticks, chopsticks, flowers in my hair, big pieces of paper, skeeball, Chuck E Cheese, talkers on the plats of ballwhos, movie theatres, concerts, pants that fit, baby tees, wifebeaters, spray paint, guns, Ducati's, Harley's, rockabilly, surfers, skaters, wide lined notebooks, electric pencil sharpeners, fonts, calenders, fractals, internet, computer geeks, driving, being in charge, organizing, trips in cars, trips in planes, boating, the ocean, hemp jewelery only in the summer tho, winking at people, people who wink at me, Halloween, little kids punked out... like 5yr olds with mohawks and converse kicks, babies, the smell of babies, roses, baby skin.. it's so soft... babies are fucking cute as hell, puppies, puppy smells... puppies are fucking cute as hell too, SUV, mini coopers, muscle cars, Dukes of Hazzard.. the show, 70's Dodge Charger, 42' Ford Duece Coupe, suicide doors, stickshift knobs, manual transmission, monster trucks, demolition derbys, nice old people, cute couples, confidence... mild cockiness, strategy or puzzle games .., Texas hold'em, Limewire, Easy mac, sushi... eel rolls, excellent customer service, small town diners, truck stops, good salespeople, bagels, autumn, contemporary sectionals, goosebumps if they're not from being cold, fat cats, dress shirts, class, cool parents, dreadlocks, v bangs, hydrulic spinny chairs, Micheal Madsen, consumerism, roller coasters, waterslides, museums, culture, National Geographic Channel. ************************************************************ *****I dislike (some are mild... some are pure hatred): People who work at Abercrombie..cept Johnny, drama, boys who obnoxiously hollar at me, psycho ex girlfriends, psycho grrls and guys too, McDonalds, fast food, waiting, blurry pictures that aren't suppose to be, doing dishes, my stepmom, small dirty children, children who cry, tempertantrums, kniption fits, whining, pouting, boys who become obsessed, boys who aren't my boy texting me at 2am, boys who don't get the message, spinning rims, white boys dressing hip hop, poop, dirty places, alleys in downtown, crackheads, beggers, the homeless that sit on the hill of the Basilica making their signs every damn day of every year.. it's always the same ones, slow computers, slow cars, mullets, country music, really cutsie prissy grl... cept Stacey... ur so fucking cute, bitches, people who lie to themselves, people who lie to me, grinches, mean old people, bugs, spiders.. ewe, stingy people, selfish people, shyness, mozilla shutting down on me, pop ups, snow.. except when I want to play in it, being cold, being too hot, cup of noodles overflowing in the microwave, fish eggs, wasabi, spicy stuff, sour stuff, when my order is not right, bad service, grumpy people, x-mas shoppers, other drivers, parking lots, cheap make-up, clients who think they can not buy what I tell them to and get the look, white walls with nothing on them, loose change, pimples, being late, other people being late, foiled plans, mean cats, biting into tinfoil, muffin tops, stretch marks, camel toe, butt cracks, hairy backs, super hairy chests, nose hair, bad hair cuts, bad dye jobs... manic panic green with orange and black roots is NOT a good look, shirts that say stupid stuff, sequin purses.. Nicole that thing is aweful, sweatpants, excersizing at the gym, running, stress, fat, pimps... real ones.. not myspace pimps, nail biting, nose picking, people who drive while doing 50 other things, people who drive slow, people who get in my way, jealousy, phat pants, bondage pants, ex's.. well most of them not all, wannabe's, hasbeens, heroin..not chic, crack, drug addicts, coke whores etc, mom jeans, 80's hair.. that feathered shit has got to go, bad hair days, mold, allergies, day glow, bad handwriting, doctors offices, dentists, lawyers, politicians, Jenny McCarthy, MARGARET CHO, people who think asians all look the same, people who don't have a clue, people who annoy me, being tickled, big gold belts, tennis shoes with skirts, people who wear flip flops in the winter (abercrombie fucks), people who wear socks with their sandals, fanny packs, tourists, bad make-up, foundation lines, lipstick on teeth, lipstick that bleeds, cutsie tattoos, cartoon tattoos, sticker tattoos, backstabbers, shit talkers, snotty people, Old Navy, J.Crew, those damn people who stop u in the mall at the kiosks, long lines, the monster ride at Valley Fair, body odor, bad tv shows, jesus freaks, born again christians, OCD, homely people, special political news casts that take up like 15 channels, people who are overly obsessed with cats, furbies, what are those things on PB that kids are into that look like colorful uncircumsized penis's.. Poobah's or something.. yeah those things creep me out, selaphane that doesn't stick, misc. items that I can't seem to find a place for, plastic packaging that u need a jackhammer to open, broken cd jewel cases, scratches in glasses, dirty glasses, paper cuts, hospitals, gov't buildings, saggie boobs, b-porn, I could probably keep going but I'm bored now. I guess that's just a little about me.
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My Interests

Being with my daughter. She's my whole world... I have never known a love like her.Making monsters...
.. Create Your OwnI dig tats and piercings (9 tats and 8 skews, and I'm working on 3/4 sleeves) Here's my ink...any kind of art really, music, kickin it with friends, having good times, and goin 80 down the highway on the steel horse I ride. I'd definately like to do more traveling if funds were appropriate. Soon I'll move someplace warmer.. it'll somewhat be like a vacation until the novelty wears off.

I'd like to meet:

Some cool cats who wanna kick it and just have a good time. Photographers, models and other artists. A few rockstars wouldn't hurt either... I love me some rockstars.

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little penis, too!

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Music:

Some of my favorites are...
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I'm also into Superstar Dj Keoki and his electronica, electroclash, hard trance, hard house... yeah I know rave is so 10 years ago but what can I say.. I'm old. I like a lot of industrial stuff like Skinny Puppy, ::Wumpscut::, Frontline Assembly, Assemblage 23, Cruxshadows, Bauhaus, KMFDM/MDFMK, Covenant, and Razed in Black. I like a lot of metal like System of a Down, Mudvayne, Dope, American Head Charge, Slipknot. Of course who doesn't love old Blue Eyes. I dunno I like a lot of shit, I've got like around 400 cds, the computer and IPOD with everything, hip hop to folk, you name it I probably got it.

Movies:

Any Tarantino films. A lot of horror movies.. especially any movie with zombies. Boondock Saints, Fear and Loathing, Love & a .45, Natural born killers, Fight Club, Casino, Lost Boys, Oi there are so many.

Television:

Law and Order SVU and CI, Alias, 24, Monster Garage, American Chopper, Overhaulin, Rock of Love, L.A. Ink, Miami Ink, Inked, Future Weapons, Beyond Tommarrow, Mythbusters, MTV cribs, America's Next Top Model and Sex and the City rocks... what can I say.. I am a chick. Favorite channels include: National Geographic, TLC, Discovery.

Books:

Cyberia: Life in the trenches of Hyperspace by Douglas Rushkoff. It's the best book on earth, it will change your life, read it, along with any other of Rushkoffs books. Coercion, Media Virus, GenX reader, Playing the Future, Ecstacy Club. Cyberia is out of print now. I've got mine, get ur own!

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My Blog

What’s happening??

I'll make this short and sweet... if you want more details... you'll just have to ask.  So about 2 weeks ago my house got hit by a tornado.  Bright side... Insurance is covering everything a...
Posted by (¯`·Tainted & Painted Lady·´¯) on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:48:00 PST

So this closet I’ve been working on!!!.

Well it's almost done, but I thought I'd give you a peek at what I've been working on.  Still needs shelving, carpet, and about 20 more square feet.  I seriously need a closet like the folks...
Posted by (¯`·Tainted & Painted Lady·´¯) on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:21:00 PST

Missed me in the past month??

So my computer has been quite messed up.  Internet wasn't working and my computer is just plain shutting down on me at the most inconvienent times.  I can't upload any pictures.  M...
Posted by (¯`·Tainted & Painted Lady·´¯) on Mon, 05 May 2008 09:52:00 PST

If you’ve find you’ve fallen and all your grace is gone...

I have fallen and my grace is definately gone.  Yet I have a man who stands besides me and is going to catch me when I fall.  I knew I loved him then, now I love him even more.  Any man...
Posted by (¯`·Tainted & Painted Lady·´¯) on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:25:00 PST

Creativity still flowin’

So it started with organizing my closet.  It turned into a huge painting project.  I decided that I'm painting it all matte red with hi gloss red skulls.  Wait until it's my house it'll...
Posted by (¯`·Tainted & Painted Lady·´¯) on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:57:00 PST

Feelin’ quite creative today...

Today I got to do my very first tattoo.  Not bad considering it was my first.  I will touch up the outline and do shading, color, etc.  I just ran out of time today.  Check out the...
Posted by (¯`·Tainted & Painted Lady·´¯) on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:30:00 PST

Sher’s top picks (Brush edition) Just for you Missa.

Okay so you're asking a person who has thousands of dollars in brushes (covered with insurance of course) to tell you what her favs are.   Here goes... Face: 190, 150, 187, 188, 129, 182, 16...
Posted by (¯`·Tainted & Painted Lady·´¯) on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:34:00 PST

Sher’s top picks.

I haven't written out a list of my MAC favs... I figured some of you would like to know so here goes.  Some are discontinued and some are MAC store or Pro store only. Powerhouse - Amplified Cream...
Posted by (¯`·Tainted & Painted Lady·´¯) on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:56:00 PST

Dear Sydney

(A letter to my lil peanut)   Dear Sydney, I'm writing to you in hopes that this finds you well into the future.  I wanted to take a moment to let you know how much you are loved and will al...
Posted by (¯`·Tainted & Painted Lady·´¯) on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:20:00 PST

My kid is the smartest kid ever!!!

Sydney Taylor is the fricken smartest kid ever to live.  I'm sure all parents think that, but really... she is pretty damn intelligent.  At 3.5 months old she's fluently ambidextrious (...
Posted by (¯`·Tainted & Painted Lady·´¯) on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 08:30:00 PST