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HOCKEY PLAYERS: My name is Matthew Phillip Long. I live in eden N.Y. I play junior hockey for the buffalo stars and it is so fun. i love all my boys jeff kinney minni juice paul wall. I have 2 brothers and a amazing mom and dad love my faimly specially my doggy codey! Im 16 my bday if oct 9th. Im 6'0 brown shagy hair, if it is not shaved. There is this girl named danielle rosiek she is my girl friend 11-20-06 she is so sexy and fun to hang out with sneaking out all the time lol LNIC she is so crazy, i like her so much i can hang out with her and never get sick of her she is amazing everytime i talk to her i get butterflies, so many great funny times with er. yo eddie squez ur a good man with sick car lol love the horn we have been friends for so long sence back on the regals lol peace with it!
The cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. We'll do anything and come back to tell his teammates about it. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl is bein a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, goin' top shelf, countless hours of practice, bag skates,thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, the word "fuck", pick up, fights, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game, Hockey Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is fine, because your invincible once you step on the ice, because a shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why? Why would someone push themselves so hard? It's not for the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame. We do it because we love it-Ed is the man
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name? Mattie LOng
birthday? October 9th
birth place Hamburg New York
height 5 11
what team do you play for? Buffalo Stars
how long have you played for? 12 years
what kind of skates do you wear? CCM TACKS the only kind of skates
Do you know what Gongshow is? no
Do you chew tabacco? yes
have you droped the gloves? yes
how many times? 2 times won both black eyes, gave the kid stiches
Have you or do you play juniors( the stepping stone to the Pro's) YES
Have you ever seen mystery Alaska more then once? hell yeah
Have you ever had relations with a puckslut? hahahah almost
Do you know what a michigan is? yes
can you do the michigan? yes
who is sydney Crosby The New Wayne Gretzky
what number do you wear? 17 but now 23
how many days a week do you play hockey? 3
What type of player are you? GOON/ Slapshot King
Is it true that hockey players are one of a kind? do i even have to answer that, Yes
whats a lipper? Chew
ever had a broken nose? no
whats the best thing about being a hockey player? Getting Girls
Are you canadian? Sorry i cant read this question does it ask if im a cock sucking homo
Skoal or copehagen? Skoal
have you ever had a lambroast? ?????
Most memorable hockey moment? 2-1 Slap Shot Goal/ My first fight with dave
Do you like the puck sluts? No
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My Interests

My Baby Girl.

this is my girlfriend danni.
i love her so much.
she is so hot.
i love her eyes.
we have so many goodtimes.
i love walking down your street
just to give you a big hug and kiss.
ill always be there for you.
especially when you need my
serious, not goofy self. lol.
walking around your block
at 1 in the morning.
kissing you in the rain.
our first kiss :)
LNIC. FED EX TRUCKS.
everytime we hangout.
our late night phone conversations.
basically i love everything about us.
were perfect together.
11/20/06. i love you baby.

JEFFRO.

Jiffy my man.
what would i do without last year.
and without being on the hornets.
so many good times.
we have done so much.
youve always had my back in everything.
even if it was dumb, 1-2 punch.
got out ears pierced together.
pick up at Depew, Sat. night skates
gay sex whoaaaaaa. lol
your my nigga.
i always got your back.
if you ever get a girl knocked up
just let me know and i will
be at her house
with a ski mask and
some baseball bats.
Peace nigga.

STEVEEE.

You guideo.
your my brother.
We always hang out.
Putting mad lippers in.
Both on the same hockey team
got amazing girlfriends,
on the same date.
are gay togther jk lol
your a piece of shit hahaha
H T O W N.
yo by the way. . .
go to sleep and blow me lol.
peace nig.

SQUEEZE.

My best friend eddie spiezs.
we have know eachother
since the regale days.
and then the saint days.
you were always the good kid
and i was always in trouble.
We did everything thing togther
minni sticks, bills games, hockey,
talk about girls all the time
ahhaha good times
and many more to come
you will be my best man
in my wedding
god thats a scary thought,
hopefully im yours
(if bush lets gay
marraige ever happen) fag.

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Heroes:

Our Miller who art in goal...glove save be thy name. The playoffs come..the Stanley Cup's won...on ice as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily stick save, and forgive us our goals, as we forgive those who score against us. And lead the puck not into the net, but deliver us from losses. For thy is the savior, the penalty killer, the glory, forever and ever. Amen
The Ten Rymillmandments: 1) Ryan Miller is your God, you will bow down to no other goalie but he.
2) Though shalt not construct unto thee graven images, of Ryan Miller or any other goalie.
3) Though shalt not take Ryan Miller's name in vain. You shalt not swear against him, even if he is not perfect between the pipes(which is not often). Ye shall drink Miller, Miller High Life, or Miller Light, as pennance if you have forsaken His name.
4) Keep the Sabbath day holy, any day that Ryan Miller plays goal is herebye declared a holy day, and a day of worship. If the Buffalo Sabres are playing and Ryan Miller is not in goal, thou shalt pay hommage to his backup -The Bishop Martin Biron and cheer unto him as ye would unto Ryan. Honor Biron as you would honor Miller on those days that he must protect our nets.
5) Honor Ryan Miller's parents, for they gave birth via immaculate conception to the Son of Mr. Miller, and the Virgin Miller.
6) Thou shalt not kill. It's fricken bad, OK?
7) Do not commit adultery, for all women who are not your wife belong to Ryan Miller, for filth and debauchery. Furthermore, your wife may belong to Ryan Miller for the purpose of filth and debauchery.
8) Thou shalt not steal. Only Ryan Miller can steal, and steal he will, commiting grand theft slapshot on all ye who oppose him.
9) Thou shalt not bear false witness to His Holyness, Ryan Miller. Anyone stating that an American goalie, be he John "The Baptist" Vanbeisbrouck, Saint Richter, or that scumbag Judas DiPietro belongs on the American Olympic hockey team shall burn in the fiery pits of hell.
10) Thou shalt not covet. All you who are Sabres fans have the Lord watching over you and your nets.Thou hast no need for coveting. Only fans of other teams may covet and we will laugh down upon them. And to all ye who are not fans of the Buffalo Sabres, the holy vessel that which our Lord commands, don't even think about putting him on your fantasy hockey team or talking about how your team could weasel him off of the Sabres. You don't deserve him, you dirty heathens, only the true believers of his holiness may have him on their fantasy league
If your a philly fan or a leafs fan hang your self