About Me
i have a mole growing on the nail of my pinky.
my nose flares when i get excited or when im frustrated.
i fart on accident when i laugh too hard.
i dont like it when people talk close enough to me that they can smell my breath.
if i ever have a pimple on my face and i see your eyes look at it, i'll harass you.
i'm scared of flies and the ocean.
i get excited when i buy new school supplies.
the best feeling in the world is taking a dump.
i looooove going over smooth, big speed bumps.
i like to stare at people for fun till they feel uncomfortable.
i often make animal noises randomly.
and i barely passed the legal height of a midget.
boy, im one of a kind.