Bear

HI. Im Bear. i live with my new family and all their adopted animals. I used to play football for the DFL (dog football league) but i got kicked out for exposing myself one too many times. I have suffered a few head injuries and Im what they call "smartilly challenged" I used to live with another family but they kicked me out one night when it was raining because they caught me eating all the cookies. I ran and ran until a nice man with tan skin found me and spoke to me in some words i didnt understand. Then i went to this place that smelling like pee and i saw this nice lady sitting next to me with her arms crossed trying to not look at all the cute animals. I put my head on her lap and then the next thing i knew i was being introduced to my now best friend dinah and the screaming mommy. She trips over me alot. Some people call her the Beautiful Disaster. Then we went home and lived happily ever after. Then one day i got really sick and the dog doctor told me i had valley fever. i didnt feel like eating or walking or even beating up dinah. then mommy started feeding me hot dogs and corn bread 2 times a day and magically i was cured! Now i spend my days causing trouble and playing with Dinah. She is always trying to get me kicked out of this new house too but i think they like me better so the joke's on her! We live with these three cats and I round them up and herd them alot. They don't really like it much, but we don't have any sheep or cows here for me to work, so it's the cats or nothin', baby....One of those smart aleck cats says I'm a lazy slacker cause he works at the cat post office. See if I'll give him a boost up to the mailbox next time!