Rules for Being a True Lady |
1. If you give away the milk for free...your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.2. Meet him at a bar, lose him at a bar.3. Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize.4. A lady never, under any circ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:58:00 GMT |
Tip 3 (statement of the obvious) |
3. Drink. Heavily (in moderation.)
This tip I cannot stress enough. Reality is too tricky of a mistress to handle sober. To start the day off righ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:01:00 GMT |
Here’s the 2nd one...The book is on its way!!! |
This one was inspired in response to Feeling Fabulous Tip 2 - "Do things that make others happy." Uh, to hell with that! How would that help you feel somewhat functional?
2. Do thin...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:05:00 GMT |
Feeling Semi-Functional (Part One) |
Recently I discovered this "gay life coach" online and his five tips for "Feeling Fabulous." (I will post them as well, so that you may compare/contrast.) Though they seem wonderful and gr...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:15:00 GMT |
This is my Confession...not far from a Dancefloor |
By now most of you - hell, most of the free world - know that I partied with Madonna in Miami for the Big 3-0. So here's a few of my thoughts on the occassion... Now, I am not a very religious man. Ho...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 17:07:00 GMT |
it's over mr. cruise, put the collar down! |
just a random really quick thought. i'm over the wearing the collar on your two- or three-button ralph lauren/le tigre/ lacoste/ whatever polo flipped up. it's over, kids. yeah, all the 80s fads have ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 12:48:00 GMT |
Pre All Hollow's Eve Eve |
I'm very excited about Halloween this year...This is atypical. But I have a FAGULOUS costume...
Yes, folks, we're (and I mean the Royal We) dressing up in DRAG this year. Be forewarned - Dragzilla ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
