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About Me

..A little about me...I am way smarter than you, funnier, more talanted, better looking, and more enjoyable to be around. For those of you who are at least moderately bright and able to read between the lines or those who would like me to elaborate on how I'm better than you, feel free to drop me a note and I'll most likely hit you back.A while back I was studying for the bar. Although I passed already, I'm going to leave the following entry up - first, because it's funny and second, to mock all of you who don't know what the bar exam is :-P As you may have read, I am studying to take the bar exam. It has come to my attention that some of you (and you know who you are) think that I am studying to be a bartender. If this refers to you, I'm certain you are a drain on society and you should seriously contemplate killing yourself. Seriously. (Disclaimer - Although the above appears to suggest to some that they should kill themselves, I am not suggesting anyone actually kill themselves - just think about it...)Reviews of me...You know how when you want to see a movie but you have no idea how good it is you look in the paper for the review? Well, that..s basically what this is. Rather than sit here and compliment myself like most of you, I got some of my girl friends to do it for me in a sentence or two... I laughed my azz off at some of these.Janelle says: Your my grape soda, sauce making, old school hip hop boy and you're also my special buddy.Diana says: u seriously suck. there is sentence one. (not a compliment but probably the funniest thing she has ever said) Diana Take 2: he is a complete azz who will be killed one day by me. He loves grape soda, south park, and pissing me off.Angie says: whenever I see you i just wanna hug you and squish you!Berna says: He is like "fucck you, buddy" meets "relax, guy" mixed with rugged timberland style and a splash of grape soda. bling.Susy says: ok- i'd say --i guess tall- fair skinned man who is very intelligent. -- has a lot of ambition--seems to be a loyal friend whom one can count on -- a definite "must-know" :-)Fatima says: A mellow fellow who is highly introspective. who seems to have an aversion to women that have no azz and still anticipates a visit to the holy grail of mexican food in Brooklyn.Stacey says: You..re a genuinely good person....either your words are precious...or theyre movie quotes!Audree says: He is ... sincere, witty, serious and an all-around entertaining individual to be around.Mimi says:ur a good listener, great at advice

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I cook so good it'll make you wanna slap your mama!

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Something worth reading...One thing I have noticed as I'm sure you have too if you spend any time online that most of what I have seen (particularly on this site) is f-ing mindless. However, here and there I come across a few lines or a phrase that I can appreciate. Maybe one day I'll come across something truly meaningful (not holding my breath). Until then here are a few that come close... If this is too deep for you, I'm sure your time would be much better spent scouring your photos to find that perfect set of pictures to put online and show everybody that you're really popluar, you know how to party and that there is no limit to how much of your body you'll expose to validate yourself to strangers and people you'll never meet. No disrespect to all you myspace models - I'm sure your big break is right around the corner... (I'm being sarcastic of course.)"There is no doubt that if we lived in a police state, it would be easier to catch terrorists. If we lived in a country where the police were allowed to search your home at any time for any reason; if we lived in a country where the government is entitled to open your mail, eavesdrop on your phone conversations, or intercept your e-mail communications; if we lived in a country where people could be held indefinitely based ... on mere suspicion that they are up to no good, the government would probably discover and arrest more terrorists, or would-be terrorists.... But that wouldn..t be a country in which we would want to live." - Senator Russ Feingold - I think that speaks for itself.To be continued...Things I wish I hadn't read/heard...In an effort to bring my page balance I am also including a section to highlight a few of the dumbest things I have come across. In a given day there are so many of them I start to loose track. I should really start writing them down to share them with all of you... If you have a good one that I should add, drop me a note. (These are not in any particular order):I know that I said these are not in any particular order but this may be the stupidest thing I..ve ever heard and ever will hear... "Do you play basketball because you..re tall or did you get tall from playing basketball" - I swear to god an "adult" really asked me that. Take a second after reading that and let your mind settle..." psychology, mmm whats that, thats the shyt with mind right or is that something like a psychic" - ay dios mioIf you didn't think those were so bad, please write to me. I look forward to adding your pearls of wisdome to the list.

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