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Lisa

About Me

Surrounded by musicians and babies... They're not always so different.I'm bad at remembering birthdays, phone numbers, times, or anything else involving numbers. This sometimes makes me a jerk, but a very sweet, well-intentioned jerk.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The warm, the funny, the smart, the sassy, and the playful.People who appreciate a good dinner party. People working in music.If you request an add without making me love you a little bit first, I'll reject you and not even feel bad about it.

My Blog

I graduated!

Today.
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 13:56:00 GMT

Nudity, Part II

A lot of colleges have a lot of traditions.  Vassar has just a few.  We don't have big annual sporting events against major rivals, we don't have maypole dances or fraternity and sorority ha...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 16:23:00 GMT

The straight and narrow.

I guess I've known this all along, but it recently became abundantly clear to me that there are two kinds of heterosexual men.  On the one hand there are straight boys, and then there are straigh...
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 18:50:00 GMT

Nudity, Part I

Today, for the first time this year, I saw one of my housemates completely in the buff.  Sure, they show me their butts often enough, but this was different.  There was weenie involved.Let m...
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 17:01:00 GMT

Kaiserschnitt

If I could go back and do college over again, I would join more clubs, start my papers earlier (says the girl who's blogging when she should be thesis-writing), and go to more of the special events.&n...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 11:38:00 GMT

From the future.

I feel a little funny writing about this so long after the fact, but better late than never... Okay, so everyone probably has that one friend (or several, if you're lucky) who seems to know about eve...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 17:10:00 GMT

Violet!!!

What?  I'm graduating in three months??  I'm going to have to be a grown-up after that?  Like, with a job and bills and responsibilities and stuff?  Oh shit... What do I do?  ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 21:18:00 GMT

poo on toast

The annotated bibliography for my thesis is due tomorrow, the floor of our house is sticky with beer from last night's party, I am still in pyjamas, and I have a sneaking suspicion that my butt has gr...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 20:24:00 GMT

The man who loved vaginas.

Last vagina post... Maybe.  But I just got this email and wanted to share.  The professor who bought vagina cookies for his whole class actually wrote about his cookie purchasing e...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 08:15:00 GMT

Edible pussy.

"Buy a vagina before your next class!  Only $1!  Best-tasting pussy you've ever had!!!  Goes great with that cup of coffee...""Eat pussy and raise money for charity!  Fig...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:49:00 GMT