Team Breckdon Hoatin

i try to go on here from time to time but the older i get, the more i realize time does fly. i wish people would get off the internet more and enjoy sceneries with me. wanna new york it over winter break? send a text my way. enjoy your days and love your mind. and guess what, so what...?
"ummm......
-you see, you see. right there. that 'ummm' is the battle cry of the chronic masturbaitor....
-define chronic
-the solution to the problem, my hairy palmed friend, is to walk right up to the prettiest girl there and ask her to dance.
-why the prettiest girl?
-because she's the one all the other guys are afraid of. She'll be dying for some attention.
-what if wendy cho isn't the prettiest girl at the party?
-doesn't matter. when she sees our boy dancing with a hot chick. she'll be all over him...
-of course, it's so obvious.
-bet you wish you could do over sixth grade now huh?"