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Colleen

You gotta know what your love is worth

About Me

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You know how you always seem to run into that person you like when you least expect to, and you look like complete shit? Like you just woke up from a nap and run into Longs for a hot one because you need toilet paper so you can take that shit youve been looking forward to all day. Your face is shinier than the greasy bald spot on an old man's head, your socks dont match AND youre wearing flip flops. And BAM- there you are face to face with the last person in world you wanted to see while carrying your jumbo case of toilet paper.
Well I've reached a new point of desperation. I purposefully dont bathe or brush my hair before going out nowadays with the hopes that it might increase my chances of catching a glimpse of ANYONE I like. I go to the grocery store and stock my shopping cart with the most embarassing items I can imagine- Vagisil, condoms, tampons, preparation H- just because I know I HAVE to run into someone I have a crush on.
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C Charismatic
O Odd
L Lazy
L Lovable
E Extreme
E Easy
N Noisy
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My Interests

I have a lot of hobbies. I like collecting things. I have a huge collection of seashells, which I keep scattered across the beaches around the world. You may have seen it before.
I like to read sheet music while I listen to books on tape in the background

I'd like to meet:

A lover.

Music:

Mmmmm music

Movies:

Billy Madison, Blow, Napoleon Dynamite, Run Ronnie Run, Office Space, Tommy Boy, The Princess Bride, Stand By Me, Robin Hood Men In Tights, Space Balls, Dazed and Confused, Clueless, The Jungle Book, Labrynth, Endless Sunshine etc., Old School, ..........

Television:

I hate the TV. I hate the TV. I hate the TV. I hate the TV. Know that its kiiiiiiiiilling meeeee.

Heroes:

Rachel Carson, David Cross, and all funny people of the world.

My Blog

Today I ate a cockroach

It crawled into my mouth. It wedged itself between my back molars. When I crunched down on the brittle, bitter, crackling cockroachy skeleton I let my molars meet in a hard, paused clench. The oozey b...
Posted by Colleen on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:09:00 PST

Change

I don't feel the suns comin out today.It's staying in, it's gonna find another way.As I sit here in this misery, I don't think I'll ever see the sun from here.And oh as I fade away,They'll all look a...
Posted by Colleen on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:45:00 PST

BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY PARTY PARTY

So, as many of you (or I guess all of you) know, my birthday is this Wednesday! And my hot friend, Nicole's birthday is Thursday. So in honor of our twin 22nd (aww, twin 2's!) we are having a crazy bi...
Posted by Colleen on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:42:00 PST

Phillip Morris is going to figure out a way to manufacture my breastmilk and sell it back to me

Get ready for a rant. I HATE CONSTRUCTION. I feel like as the earth is uprooted before my eyes, my own existence becomes a little more bland. I fade into a duller shade of green- the sickly pea soup c...
Posted by Colleen on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:01:00 PST

When I'm sober I'm drunk, when I'm drunk I'm drunk-girl

So I realize I live in the past, but I dont know how to move forward without holding onto so much. I have always had a hard time with change, but I love it too. Change is what keeps me going, yet it i...
Posted by Colleen on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 02:02:00 PST

The only boy i truly love.. but i think its cuz hes a man

greenleen28 (1:30:23 AM): joel.. i was supposed to do a shitload of homework tonightgreenleen28 (1:30:28 AM): all i have done is think about all the boys i dont havejschwarczUCSC (1:30:53 AM): you can...
Posted by Colleen on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 01:44:00 PST

She's coo, but her panties smell

I wanted to write something funny. But I'm not in a funny mood. I think i decided I'm going to get a tattoo sometime in the far, but within reach, future. It's going to be, go figure, a panda... but i...
Posted by Colleen on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 11:02:00 PST

I like you, but I'm not in-like with you.

"This is the first day of my life. Swear I was born right in the doorway. I went out in the rain, suddenly everything changed, they're spreading blankets on the beach. Yours is the first face that I s...
Posted by Colleen on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 11:56:00 PST

Wild Geese

You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. ...
Posted by Colleen on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:29:00 PST

Oh how I need to punch someone really really hard

IM SO FUCKING PISSED OFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!! I really just need to vent. Im overworked, underpaid, and extremely PMSING right now. There is one question that I have for this "God" character so many people ...
Posted by Colleen on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:48:00 PST