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Gumbo Boheme

I am here for Friends

About Me

It's not uncommon to pack life into a pickup truck and hotfoot it out of my one-traffic-light hometown to relocate in Los Angeles, Orlando, or New Orleans, burning through life like a match struck and tossed to the propane-soaked floor. So join me-- unroll the red carpet, finish off a bottle of Crown Royal, and catch a case of the boogie-woogie blues. There ain't nothin' better than boozin' down Bourbon Street like a Southern-fried Starlet.www.midnightbohemegallery.com

My Interests

Anything my paint-stained hands can touch turns to art-- my glue gun makes me a goddess, gimme something blasé and I'll make it beautiful. My interests stretch far from computer graphics, dear ole willie (Mr. Shakespeare), and the ancient art of Tantra, to poetry, prose, and a piece of Godiva.

I'd like to meet:

Fellow Bohemians.

Music:

Forget mainstream-- it's all about a day trip to Barnes&Nobel to listen on free headphones to all the unrecognizable music collected from all over the world, and buying something totally random like Gotan Project, ManRay, or Nickodemus. Or maybe something old and familiar like ole blue eyes (Frankie Sinatra, baby), Billie Holiday, or Satchmo-- aka Louis Armstrong.

Movies:

Gimme any old b&w, Gone with the Wind, or a foreign flick like Amelie. Because I don't own a television set or DVD player, that makes watching movies a minimal subject right now.

Television:

I don't own a television set. Maybe that makes me anti-American, but so be it.

Books:

Bust out MacBeth, Hamlet, any good-time readers from the Bard. Or settle in with a nice novel like Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil or Interview with a Vampire. Classic shorts: Lamb to the Slaughter, The Lottery, and Tale-Tell Heart. Yes, E. A. Poe is the shiz-nit.

Heroes:

Who do I love and worship? The Bard, William Shakespeare, for starters. And any great composer like Beethovan (Moonlight Sonata rules), and obviously my mother and father who walk around with halos above their heads and somehow find forgivness after all the mistakes I always make.

My Blog

overdose

The magnetic pull of that man to me was as addictive and dangerous as the narcotics in our lusty experimentation. The drugs were like searching for a cereal prize inside an empty-eaten box; like fall...
Posted by Gumbo Boheme on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:10:00 PST

My first time avec une femme (with a woman)

it was eager, our passion, but non-threatening and velvetskin, hair, breath, all sweet and familiar like tasting one's self in the most intimate of places. I know the scents and flavors of a manmus...
Posted by Gumbo Boheme on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 09:20:00 PST

femme fatale

I could warble a love song about that apathetic moon when it hung like neon glow over my old monochromatic romance. But that song's sung, and this tuneless chanteuse is done singing the praises of a ...
Posted by Gumbo Boheme on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:54:00 PST

SOUTH MOUTH MAN

Uncork that bottled poetry, my ghetto Tennessee Williams, and hop a Streetcar Named Desire to my Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. We'll drink to this and that and the other, stompin', staggerin', stumblin' fro...
Posted by Gumbo Boheme on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST

Sexual Gumbo sample....

  Just a cotton-pickin' minute here! If anyone should accuse me of having a one-track mind, I'd like to penetrate this myth and deliver a hard-headed reply that states, darlin'-- I like food, too...
Posted by Gumbo Boheme on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:50:00 PST

chemical romance

  sucked through a straw life energy passion up for days & nights loving you and won't fall asleep even when asleep dreaming of you-- briefly and then awake-- wide up with me. sniffing, snort...
Posted by Gumbo Boheme on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:47:00 PST

Rendezvous

  all erect like an eiffel tower it will be my pleasure to turn you on do you like what you see? touch, touch feather boas and lingerie long black gloves, cool drinks, soft lace does this entice...
Posted by Gumbo Boheme on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:45:00 PST

O My Porcelain God!!!!

  if you think that time gettin' wasted is a blasphemous waste of time read the good book for divine intervention when Jesus turned water to wine. or consider the cosmic coincidence of 24 hours ...
Posted by Gumbo Boheme on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:44:00 PST

Beneath and Below

I lift my skirt at the hemline give you a glance at what could be yours a peek, a piece of eye-candy, a puckered little pelt where your mouth could be if you like. do you accept, would you want some?...
Posted by Gumbo Boheme on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 11:50:00 PST

Laundromat Romance

I thought I could entice him with my bikini panties of tiger lace and satin strings. I thought he would notice my V-neck snakeskin halter top and perhaps he would want to see it on me outside of this...
Posted by Gumbo Boheme on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 11:49:00 PST