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Llama

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About Me

Live to laugh...no regrets...
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You are a happy drunk

When you are drunk, nothing gets you down. You are friendly with everyone, and probably get free drinks all the time because you are so nice to everyone.

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My Interests



You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?

Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ON THIS!!!

I'd like to meet:

Gina Carano

Music:

TEXAS COUNTRY RULES...but i pretty much listen to everything

Movies:

Boondock Saints

Television:


Your Hidden Talent
You have the power to persuade and influence others.
You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.
The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.
Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think! What's Your Hidden Talent?

Books:

more like magazines....dont have the attention span for books
Your Birthdate: July 5
You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others.
Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealousy.
Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas.
Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges.
Your strength: Your superhuman brainpower
Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom
Your power color: Tangerine
Your power symbol: Ace
Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Element Is Water
A bit of a contradiction, you can seem both lighthearted and serious. That's because you're good at going with the flow - but you also are deep. Highly intuitive, you tune in to people's emotions and moods easily. You are able to tap into deep emotional connections and connect with others. You prefer a smooth, harmonious life - but you can navigate your way around waves. You have a knack for getting people to get along and making life a little more peaceful. What's Your Element?

Heroes:

George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Ron White, Jon Stewart, Rodney Carrington.....Brad Nowell, Jim Morrison,

My Blog

The Devil You Don't Know

After giving a man a checkup, the doctor declares he has bad news and worse news. "What's the bad news?" asks the man. "You have cancer," says the doc. "Christ. And the worse news?" "You also have Alz...
Posted by Llama on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 06:43:00 PST

I Knew That!!!

A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.  The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother an asked "If dogs have baby ...
Posted by Llama on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 07:49:00 PST

Now That's Amore

A Greek and an Italian are arguing about whose culture is superior. The Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon." "We have the Colosseum," the Italian replies. "We gave birth to advanced mathemat...
Posted by Llama on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 07:06:00 PST

Breakfast Booty

A woman is in the kitchen cooking boiled eggs for breakfast. Her husband walks in and asks, "What time do we eat?" "You've got to make love to me right now," his wife snaps. After ravaging her, the ma...
Posted by Llama on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:58:00 PST

Sex Frogs!!!!

A young lady goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! ...
Posted by Llama on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 06:08:00 PST

Breakfast Time

 An angry wife met her elderly husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek.       "I assume," she snarled, "that there's a very good re...
Posted by Llama on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 05:04:00 PST

Lonely Widow

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:HUSBAND WANTED:MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's)MUST NOT BEAT MEMUST NOT RUN AROUND...
Posted by Llama on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 07:33:00 PST

Nutty Hours

A man goes to the post office to apply for a job. "Have you ever been in the service?" the interviewer asks him. "I was in Vietnam for three years," the man replies. "A mortar round blew my testicles ...
Posted by Llama on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 06:58:00 PST

Dollars and Scents

A woman goes to a sporting goods store to buy a rod and reel for her son's birthday. She grabs one and approaches a clerk, who's wearing dark shades. "Can you tell me about this rod and reel?" she ask...
Posted by Llama on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:19:00 PST

Midget on the Bus

A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going, yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, I am not a brunette, I am a blonde. The midget re...
Posted by Llama on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:32:00 PST