The Devil You Don't Know |
After giving a man a checkup, the doctor declares he has bad news and worse news.
"What's the bad news?" asks the man.
"You have cancer," says the doc.
"Christ. And the worse news?"
"You also have Alz... Posted by Llama on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 06:43:00 PST |
I Knew That!!! |
A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother an asked "If dogs have baby ... Posted by Llama on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 07:49:00 PST |
Now That's Amore |
A Greek and an Italian are arguing about whose culture is superior. The Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
"We have the Colosseum," the Italian replies.
"We gave birth to advanced mathemat... Posted by Llama on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 07:06:00 PST |
Breakfast Booty |
A woman is in the kitchen cooking boiled eggs for breakfast.
Her husband walks in and asks, "What time do we eat?"
"You've got to make love to me right now," his wife snaps.
After ravaging her, the ma... Posted by Llama on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:58:00 PST |
Sex Frogs!!!! |
A young lady goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! ... Posted by Llama on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 06:08:00 PST |
Breakfast Time |
An angry wife met her elderly husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there's a very good re... Posted by Llama on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 05:04:00 PST |
Lonely Widow |
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:HUSBAND WANTED:MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's)MUST NOT BEAT MEMUST NOT RUN AROUND... Posted by Llama on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 07:33:00 PST |
Nutty Hours |
A man goes to the post office to apply for a job. "Have you ever been in the service?" the interviewer asks him.
"I was in Vietnam for three years," the man replies. "A mortar round blew my testicles ... Posted by Llama on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 06:58:00 PST |
Dollars and Scents |
A woman goes to a sporting goods store to buy a rod and reel for her son's birthday. She grabs one and approaches a clerk, who's wearing dark shades.
"Can you tell me about this rod and reel?" she ask... Posted by Llama on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:19:00 PST |
Midget on the Bus |
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him.
Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going, yells the midget.
The blonde looks down and says, I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.
The midget re... Posted by Llama on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:32:00 PST |