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*STEPH* Where's my Pirate?

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About Me

I think it's our imperfections that make us unique and beautiful. I'ma STAY me So Love it or leave it! Food is my Pimp. I am THE last "Unicorn"!!!(my girls know what it means lol) The BEST way to impress me is by Not trying to impress me! I'd rather a guy be able to play something for me than show me how much he can lift. I love goin dancing, singing, music is my life I'd prolly die without it, Tats are sexy! So is guyliner, Eat em up Yum! I'm just a fun, easy going girl who loves to meet people. My boys say I'm just like one of the guys just with breasts (I'm perfectly happy munching out in front of a game in sweats and tennies but i also love to gussy up, push up the twins and go dancing). So I'm into "guy stuff" but I'm still girly. I'm a goof... I love to laugh and supposedly I'm funny too so it all works. I like to smile at random people... it confuses them!I made this slideshow at MyFlashFetish.com .
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My Interests

Battleship. Making babies. Eating cake. Sweedish Berries. Singing in the mirror, Dancing in the Street, Transformers, The electric slide and the running man. MC Hammer pants. Mullets. *Jorge, Jesus & Javier* =)

I'd like to meet:

Tony Jaa, Chris Angel Mind Freak... I need to know how he gets his farrah hair, 8 pack and eyeliner so perfect. Blinkin he's funny as shit! Milton from Office Space - "I could put strychnine in the guacamole"

Music:

Anything on my casio... I'm into a lot of stuff... anything from NIN, AFI, Blindside, Taking Back Sunday, Billy Talent, Alexisonfire, Rise Against, HIM, Scary kids scaring kids, OK GO to Esthero, Sublime, Ben Harper, Ben Folds Five, Dave Matthews, John Meyer to James Blunt, Lady Sovereign, Aaliyah and Pitbull ... i love motown and 80s rock from my childhood (Pink Floyd. Elton John. Pat benetar. Neil Young. Billy Idol. The Who. The Rolling Stones. Sting.) ...just to name a few lol)....Im very versatile lol************** My page makes things go super slow!! U can speed up the slideshow but the pop up msgs take a tick but if you love me you'll wait it out Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Movies:

Porn. Are there any other kinds of movies? lol Gangster films and kung fu. I'm a horror FREAK especially for zombies and vampires. The Nightmare Before Christmas, Ong-Bak, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Monster Squad, The Goonies, Hocus Pocus, Dogma, Lost Boys, Beetlejuice, The Butterfly Effect, Star Wars, Stay, Sin City, Masters of the Universe, Ninja Turtles, The Princess Bride, Little Monsters, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Last Unicorn, The Labyrinth, Drop Dead Fred, Revenge of The Nerds, Purple People Eater, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness God I LOVE Bruce Campbell!!! So to sum it up and save room i love pretty much every 80s flick from my childhood. They just dont make em like that anymore...

Television:

bleu nuit lol , Family Guy, the Simpsons, Most Haunted, Miami Ink, Sleezy dating shows (haha skanks are scandales)the history and biography channels and IFC, Scream - they play crazy old super Cheesy horror flicks that you've Never heard of... SO AWSOME!!

Books:

the heart is deceitful above all things - JT Leroy "Bad art is tragically more beautiful than good art because it documents failure"

Heroes:

My Mama, Lewis Skolnick, Dudes in rodeos...David Bowie...need i say more?!!!Music Video: MAD WORLD (by Michael Andrews)

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Eye Color: Blue. when i cry they go a crazy bright aqua
Hair Color: right now? brown, black and red
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty man!! I'm special
Your Heritage: Scottish/English with a lil Irish in there somewhere
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Instant messenger? i dont understand you kids and your fancy lingo these days
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me ....
Your Bedtime: mama tucks me in after my stories at 7
Do you Swear: what the fuck do you take me for? of course i dont! dammit!!
Do you Shower Daily: shower? I dont have a bath room... I crap off the porch..Plus hygeine is over rated anyway
As for the last hygeine comment ... NO it isnt lol dont get confused now
Do you like Thunderstorms: I used to til I stood too close to the big tree holding a shovel.. since then? ya not so much
What are you listening to right now: tegan and sara
What was the last thing you ate: this recipe I punked off Take Home Chef, it was awsome. Damn I'm good!
If you were a crayon what color would you be: whatever has the funniest or most perverse name
What color is your underwear right now: ya Big perve!!
The first thing you notice about the opposite sex: the fact that they're the opposite sex
Favorite type of food: food is my bitch lover
Favorite month: september and october (My BDay and Halloween)
Last movie you watched: The Lake House (Is there really love out there like that, that can defy time? Is it avoiding me?)
Favorite day of the week: the weekend's a day right? i like tuesdays for some reason
Hugs or Kissess: each usually leads to the other so does it really matter?
Piercings? Tats?: 14, 5
Any pets: 3
Have you ever fired a gun: pellet and water guns mostly except for that one incident but the big men in suits say I cant talk about it
Do you do drugs: I live in this white puffy room where this butch broad named Broomhilda gives me "quiet time" pills 2x a day
Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car: Car... road trips are the shizzit plus you actually get to choose who you sit beside
How many pillows do you sleep with: 3. I love big cushy beds
Believe in ghosts: If you lived where I do you would too!! My whole life is a ghost story
The person who most understand you: Jorge hands down!!
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My Blog

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Ya so its been an eventfull fast few days well my birthday was on thursday..all i did was go to see my grammas, went to the bank and picked up some stuff at walmart.. Woo Hoo super exciting huh.. wen...
Posted by *STEPH* Where's my Pirate? on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:42:00 PST

Check My New Video

slowing it down and gettin romantic with some aladin gettin romantic Posted by: stephmofo on BuzznetAfter Rockin out to Under the sea we figured we'd get all romantic and slow it down with some A whol...
Posted by *STEPH* Where's my Pirate? on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:02:00 PST

animal house

I havent written one of these in a while cuz nuthins really been happening. My dads burial service is on saturday. Not looking forward to that I know hes gone its just now its official you know. My b...
Posted by *STEPH* Where's my Pirate? on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:56:00 PST

Me....a MODEL!!!

I've been asked many times to be a model for photographers in toronto and many many in quebec and montreal but never took any of em seriously and laughed it off.... yea so tonight a lady claiming to b...
Posted by *STEPH* Where's my Pirate? on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:54:00 PST

We Gon Party like its ya Birthday!

Im so stoked I go to Ottawa in 3 days!!! YAYYYYYY!!!!! I cant wait to see everyone. I miss u guys sooooooooooooooooo damn muuuuuuuuuucccchhhh!!!! Everythings starting to look up... I totally redid my ...
Posted by *STEPH* Where's my Pirate? on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 11:22:00 PST

OTTAWA BABY YAH!!!!

Sweet ass yo I'm finally goin back to ottawa to see my fam. Goin feb 14th to the 28th.  I miss you guys so much its crazy!!! Its gunna be great Ima be there for Jakie's 5th Bday and Carrie's...
Posted by *STEPH* Where's my Pirate? on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 06:36:00 PST

Not Impressed!!!

Yea so last nite my tragus split. I was just watching TV and my barbell fell out but both balls were still screwed on. I had two peircings in that tragus, top and bottom. I noticed that the bottom one...
Posted by *STEPH* Where's my Pirate? on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 12:27:00 PST

My fairy is done!!!

I had my second (and last) tattoo session today. My fairy is finished. Ill post a pic of it tomorrow when i take the bandage off god i love it shes so pretty! like four n a half hours pain but it was ...
Posted by *STEPH* Where's my Pirate? on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 10:52:00 PST

Depressed and Sick

My cat died  he wasnt even all that old...He was totally fine and happy then yesterday he threw up once then wouldnt eat, today he didnt wake up. So im all depressed and moping around the ho...
Posted by *STEPH* Where's my Pirate? on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 02:13:00 PST

sore and sad

Sarah me n the boys went to breakfast at this cute little place this morning before they had to leave. Jonas wouldnt get his hung over ghetto badunkadunk outta bed to join us..but it was good regardle...
Posted by *STEPH* Where's my Pirate? on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:31:00 PST