God/Gods-i have a lot of questions to ask,Prince--well an actual lunch with him,Michael Jackson-an interview, he's too weird for Lunch,Chaka Khan-she's such a powerful woman,Tina Turner-again a powerful woman,Janet Jackson-my pop diva idol,Ciara-next Janet I believe,Beyonce-I admire her alot, if ya can believe it,Whitney/Bobby Brown-to intervene in their cracked out marriage,Dave Chappelle-one funny a** dude,The leader of tHE KKK-just so I can stick a broomstick where the sun don't shine,George Bush/Condoleeza Rice-just so I can leave them stranded on a desserted island where its flooding and see how they like it since they treated the tragedy of Hurricane Katrina with such "swiftness",Malcolm X's grandson-to tell him that he has such a bright future and needs to help lead his people after he gets out of prison,Samuel L Jackson-to ask why he always sounds so angry?,Halle Berry-to ask why she does such awful roles,Terrance Howard/Ludacris/TI--to ask why they are so goshdarn talented and cute,Terry Mcmillan and Star Jones-to ask why they thought the american public would believe their husbands WERE'nt gay, i wasnt even dating them and knew they were gayer than peter pan,Larry Mcgill-why do you think women are evil?get over it and find your dream girl!.