Oioi. Im PW [peedoubleyou] and no, that isnt me real name,. I work at a church. I clean it. I swear the people that use the church toilets have explosive bowels, howelse do you get bits of shit so far up the bog?!
Im not gonna pretend to be amazing, coz lets face it, i really am the dogs bollox. The sun does shine out my ass. I am well and truely the most amazing human being to grace this planet.
Just because i dont smile 24/7 doesnt mean im not happy, i just dont feel the need to smile like im on prozac for every little fragment of happiness that surges through my mind.
One day i will become feminine, id stop belching and farting in public, i will drink girly drinks and use my knife and fork...haha yeah right.
Cant stand showers, im a bath person, for some odd reason i feel im more likely to get murdered having a shower than i am to having a bath, i also double check ive locked the bathroom door, check the airing cupboard and the loo to make sure there is no one there waiting to get me, never rule out an axe-wielding midget hiding in your bog.
Back at Amersham College..AGAIN. This time im doing Graphic Design. Lets see if i make it through the first year for once, 3rd time lucky ey?.
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Comment me you skagwhores
