LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO HELL.
THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE BRADFORD MUSIC SCENE
ENTERPRISE... AND IT'S LOOKING PRETTY DAMN SHIT!
GENIUS BANDS, GREAT BANDS, GOOD BANDS, EVEN AVERAGE BANDS- MOVE OVER!!! IT'S TIME FOR THE SHIT GUYS TO TAKE OVER THE STAGE AND SHOW YOU HOW SHIT MUSIC REALLY CAN BE!!!
BUT WHO ARE THE WORST BAND IN THIS CITY OF OURS??? HOME TO SOME OF THE FINEST AND MOST EXPERIENCED... DRUG DEALERS IN THE WORLD.....
NOMINATIONS FOR THE ANNUAL "BRADFORD'S SHITTEST BAND AWARD 2007" ARE BEEN TAKEN AT THE MOMENT. NOMINATIONS CLOSE ON SEPTEMBER 14TH- SO MESSAGE US WITH YOUR VOTE!!!
RULES ARE:
1)THE BAND MUST BE BASED IN BRADFORD,
2)THEY MUST BE SHIT!
3)AT LEAST ONE MEMBER MUST USE HAIR STRAIGHTENERS,
4)THEY HAVE AT LEAST ONE MEMBER WHO IS NOT WILLING TO HAVE HIS/HER GENITALS PIECRED (A MAJOR SIGN OF A LACK OF ROCK 'N' ROLL)
5)FOR JUDGING PURPOSES- THEY MUST HAVE A MYSPACE WITH THEIR SONGS ON!
6)MUST NOT BE A CHILD'S BAND, WE'RE SPEAKING YOUNG OR ADULT TRIPE HERE.
7)THE PROMOTER CAN CHANGE THE RULES WHENEVER HE LIKES- BECAUSE HE HAS A NICE BUM...
SO FAR, BANDS NOMINATED BY YOURSELF ARE:
1) MONTY CASINO
(www.myspace.com/montycasino)
2) TWO MADRE
(www.myspace.com/2twomadre)
3)PROJECTILE VOMITS
(www.myspace.com/projectilevomitpunks)
4) PRO LIFE
(www.myspace.com/thisisprolife)
5)THE JAMES GORE EXPERIENCE (www.myspace.com/thejamesgoreexperience)
6)RICHARD FISHER
(www.myspace.com/richardfishermusic)
7)THE MIRANDOLAS
(www.myspace.com/themirandolas)
8)XENTRIQUE
(www.myspace.com/xentrique1)
9)POINT FROGGS
(www.myspace.com/pointfroggs)
10)STABLE
(www.myspace.com/stabletheband
11)YUNGAH 187
(www.myspace.com/madonesy187)
12)DEADLINE
(www.myspace.com/deadlinebanduk)
13)DEATH FROM AWRIGHTUS IN 1885
(www.myspace.com/dfain1885)
14)REDWIRE
(www.myspace.com/redwireofficial)
15)HELLFOUND
(www.myspace.com/hellfound)
16)ASPIRIN
(www.myspace.com/aspirinrock)
17)FALLEN ANGELS
(www.myspace.com/famusicuk)
18)FIRE ON ICE
www.myspace.com/foirock
THAT, MY FRIENDS IS SOME UTTER UTTER SHITE, SHIT BANDS OF BRADFORD- WE SALUTE YOU WITH OUR HEART. BUT WHO'S THE SHITTEST???
THIS WILL BE ROUNDED DOWN TO A SHORTLIST, AND THEN YOU, THE PEOPLE OF BRADFORD WILL DECIDE THE WINNER!!!
THEN OUT OF THAT SHORTLIST, A LIVE SHOW WITH ALL THE COMPETING BANDS WILL TAKE PLACE (VENUE, DATE AND TIME WILL BE CONFIRMED BY SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 8TH!) WITH THE OVERALL WINNER TAKING THE COVETED "STAUE OF SHITTERY" TROPHY AND TITLE OF "BRADFORD'S SHITTEST BAND." AS WELL AS A PIECE IN THE T & A FOR THEM! :D
SHIT BANDS, GOOD PRIZE!†
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