HousE DivideD

HousE DivideD was formed in the dumpster behind the 7-11 by The Golden Nugget. Two vagrants (Slim & Kutzo) created a hybrid human, you know him as The T-Stop 1000. This hybrid human is half a normal humans size and was developed to conserve our natural resources (i.e. it eats drinks and shits less). Except Slim & Kutzo use him to pick pocket tourists and play guitar. HousE DivideD likes dive bars, easy women and filth. We dont wear makeup and we hate dumb fucks who think their going to be millionaires stealing Rancid guitar riffs and by singing lyrics that make no fucking sense. Some of our favorite dive bars are The Double Down, The Dive Bar, The Cooler Lounge and The Zombie Lounge. Denver Joe always hooks up the free shit when were in the S.D. Kutzo is a derelict by trade and an asshole by choice. When not peddling crack behind Jerrys Nugget hes tooling around Hender-tuckey with a bow in one hand and a P.B.R. in the other. Usually drunk at one of our favorite dive bars hanging out with the fuckers from Billys Kid or The Penetrators and various other local punk bands. The T-Stop 1000 roams the streets looking for people to pick pocket. He likes shiny things like trinkets and strobe lights. Hes still entertained by the original Nintendo and Tetris. When not trying to steal shit hes trying to pick up chicks with classic lines like Growlll, I wish I was that pencil, DOO! or his classic stay the fuck away from me tactic Ill smash your (insert body part here) in, DOO! The third and final installment of HD is the asshole bassist. Always talking too much shit and starting too much shit, with clowns that started the shit, got it. Asshole yes, liar yes, will fuck your mom and kick your ferret yes! An all around asshole. Slim doesnt really give a fuck about life cause Ive already fucked everything up on this shit hole. Slim generally hides out at the compound with The Jew and Captain Cranks plotting ways to destroy retards. MyGen Profile Generator