I am a demographic anomoly, I've been married since 1986 to a great guy, and I still like my music and I like it loud and I am saving up for Hearing Aids That Go Up To 11. And I'm going to have a tricked-out scooter, too, when I am really old. I'm a Tupperware party reject because I told them I still listen to Sabbath. I let my kids color their hair whatever they wanted. I have brought them to many Primus and Claypool shows, even when they were embarassed to be seen with me, they're 19 and 21 now, my boys are. I have a great Rottweiler named Troodie, best dog breed ever. Oh, I went to Bonnaroo '06 and had a blast with all my BullBoard buddies, and what else, oh yeah, I am in a watching old black and white movie phase right now. I hate rude drivers, especially when they are blabbing away on their cell phones. People need to be nicer to each other, is what I say. Raising my two children is the hardest, bestest thing I've ever done. Yep.
