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About Me

I like cheese-cake!I play a mean Bocce Ball. Look out nunzio, I'm gunning for you pal!I’d play the lottery if they let me pick the balls.Television hasn’t been good since “Leave it to Beaver.”I’ve played Monopoly in real life and bankruptcy is a lot harder to get out of than the game makes it seem.I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. God bless you "Rodney"They should rename the Virgin Islands. That was an expensive mistake.WWW.creedsthoughts.ORG"Johnny Mac" for President! No more wimps!I was on the USS Forrestal.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ron Burgundy, Old Shipmates, Creed Bratton, and Paris Hilton without whom this could not be possible.Gilbert K. Chesterton Our Blessed Mother (pray for us)

My Blog

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

I was nauseous and tingly all over when my uncle who brought me up died). I was either in love or I had smallpox.   The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... do...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 07:53:00 GMT

To my BFF

If i go a million miles away I'ii write a letter Each and every day now Oh honey, nothing, nothing, nothing Nothing is ever gonna change this love I have got you, no no, no no You can make me weep Y...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:26:00 GMT

The prayer to the saints is for Teddy Kennedy

Since being elected to the Senate in 1962 to the seat vacated by his brother, President Kennedy, Edward Kennedy has sponsored more than 2,500 bills, with nearly a quarter becoming law. He has made a c...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 06:46:00 GMT

Why does god permit evil? To bging out a greater good!

In light of the many perversions and jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke, it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking. Bill...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 17:41:00 GMT

My theory on evolution is that Darwin was adopted!

I am strongly pro-life, and have fought to protect the rights of the unborn my entire career. I will continue to fight for this cause because I value the sanctity of all human life. We are here sim...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 17:20:00 GMT

Saints, Jude, John, and Our Blessed mother, pray for us!

OK, I am going to write about my favorite senator in the United States Of America.With all his faults as we all have, he was a mentor and a great friend. My emotional heart goes out to he two boys a...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 13:40:00 GMT

Happiness is a mystery, like religion, and should never be rationalized.

A businessman is the only man who is forever apologizing for his occupation. A stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he w...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 18:25:00 GMT

the saddest point of my life.

I have never heard anyone say This is it. I know right now is the high point of my life. It will never get any better. Only in retrospect do we recognize the best times and of course then it is too ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 15:34:00 GMT

Tommy better be ready for the hypebole!

Tommy better be ready for the hypebole! Cause its coming! ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 15:23:00 GMT

Suckered again!

 I'm so pissed at myself right now for being played. This chick only has P sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.Can you believe it? Hey folks, all this time I'm flir...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 16:32:00 GMT