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About Me

I wish I could eat moral fiber and crap world peace. I am a scientist, not a scientologist. I am a "glass half full" kind of guy. My car is held together with lottery tickets. I do choose water over wine more often than not. I like to climb things. I also like to figure things out. I find comfort in church but I rarely attend. I have a kayak, a unicycle, nunchucks and more. I like school. I am ascared of sharks, spiders and really hot girls. I am not ascared of heights, ignorant people or speaking my mind. My favorite snack is cream cheese on Ritz crackers, but a close second would be smashed up Doughnuts and milk stew. I eat oreos in one bite. I don't have time to play with my food. I am not very political until someone else is. I think the greatest mistake that evil ever makes is to confuse goodness with weakness.

My Interests

Nature, the world around us and how everything relates to everything else.

I'd like to meet:

I want a woman who is intelligent, conscientious and determined. Kind of like Gaia, the all loving motherly type.

Music:

I listen to anything that fits the moment.

Movies:

Every kind I can watch in peace. I don't like interuptions while experiencing art.

Television:

I haven't got cable anymore... so just movies for now.

Books:

Technical Manuals

Heroes:

I am my own hero. I decide how to spend the day and whether or not to save it.

My Blog

Life is precious...

I had to move a birds nest today. My first reaction was to say to the boss that the bird nest will stay and the steam table would have to be moved. He obviously said no way Parker... that'...
Posted by Parker on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:13:00 PST

My birthday info...

On October 29th of 2006 I will be 10,592 days old.
Posted by Parker on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:41:00 PST

We all have the same blood.

In the beginning there was nothing. Not even space. This disrupted the nothing because there cannot be nothing. The nothing began to change, there was a something... Energy began.&nb...
Posted by Parker on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:29:00 PST

When I have a child...

When I have a child, I hope my wife will let me name him. I want to name my son Parker. His middle name would have to be Parker too. Of course by now you have realized what my last n...
Posted by Parker on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:13:00 PST