Private Gomer Pyle

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name fat-body?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, Sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, Sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty are you royalty?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, Sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, Sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, Sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.

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