I'm cute as a button, I like to push buttons, I'm missing a few buttons and I don't like Velcro.
I think that laughter is best thing in the world, second only to love, which can be an euphoric blissed-out roller coaster ride straight outta Satan's asshole.
I believe that people are inherently good. And we've all got the same fabulous, terminal disease called 'the human condition'... our only problem is just that the majority of the world lacks coping skills.
I don't believe in "original sin" or any sin for that matter.
MORE about me:
I'm not "straight acting" & I'm glad that when I spun the genetic roulette wheel it didn't come up "00".
I've got a rather fucked up, crass, perverse & very un-p/c sense of humor.
If you don't get me, your not the only one, myself included.
You want to know MORE about me you say?
I was a very energetic morning person... until I was a product of culling the herd at my old dairy farm based in Burbank, CA.
I'm not the greatest at spelling yet I've got a thing for etymology.
YES thank you JEsUS! MORE ABOUT ME ! ! ! ! !
NARCISSISTIC EGO MASTURBATION RULES! YAAAAY ME!
I'm idealistic, dialectic, altruistic, fastidious, multifarious, eccentric, neurotic, erratic, electric, esoteric, acroamatic, orphic & I can be a bit quixotic if the windmills piss me off.
I do my best to see the world through Technicolor glasses.
I write in bathroom stalls.
Before I die, I want to walk on another planet.
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On to the things am disenfranchised with / don't have any place what so ever in my reality:
People who drive 65 in the fast lane, users, organized religion, bitchy bouncers, commercials, asshole neighbors who don't like "my kind", people who aren't comfortable in their skin, linear time, drama, insomnia, angst, evangelicals, collecting on past debits & being politically correct.
On to more things I don't like; flakes, people who take up 2 parking spots with their car/ass, H2s, people with no ambition, fakes, LA clones (and you wonder why I moved to Seattle?), people who promise the world only to re-neg on the deal, Tori Amos, people who think I'll sleep with them to get ahead in life and redneck bible thumpers.
