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Pain in the ASS

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About Me

I don't like talking about myself - unless you get me started with questions :-)
D Dreamy
A Adventurous
L Lovable
E Extreme
N Normal
How to make a Dalen
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
3 parts humour
3 parts instinct
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of love
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Red
Birthday: 12/04
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: Here
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: depends on the bottle I used that time
Height: taller then most
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Heinz 57
The Shoes You Wore Today: barefoot
Your Weakness: MEN
Your Fears: MEN
Your Perfect Pizza: No red sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Gettin' laid by.....
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I have to?
Your Best Physical Feature: My tits
Your Bedtime: after 6am
Your Most Missed Memory: BBQ's on Humboldt Street
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: YUCK
Single or Group Dates: Depends who's coming back to my place...ha ha
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: I tried this yesterday made me sick
Do you Smoke: no, but my pipe does
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: someday when i grow up
Do you want to get Married: someday when i grow up
Do you belive in yourself: always someone has to
Do you get Motion Sickness: depends on what i'm riding
Do you think you are Attractive: dead sexy
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a freak, but I wouldn't put health in front of it
Do you get along with your Parents: sure the ones they are married to
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeps the louder and creepier the better
Do you play an Instrument: does the tube tunnel count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: uh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: uh yea
In the past month have you been on Drugs: uh yea
In the past month have you gone on a Date: uh yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: uh yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: eww no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yuck
In the past month have you been on Stage: only with that pole
In the past month have you been Dumped: nopes, but done some dumping
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not yet - got anything good?
Ever been Drunk: any chance I can get
Ever been called a Tease: yeah just the other day - go figure
Ever been Beaten up: no really... its me
Ever Shoplifted: nah
How do you want to Die: old and wrinkled with a hot stud in the sac
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a Nun
What country would you most like to Visit: Bahrain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I don't usually look at their eyes
Favourite Hair Color: again don't get that far up on the body
Short or Long Hair: must i repeat myself?
Height: taller then me
Weight: bigger then me
Best Clothing Style: nekkid
Number of Drugs I have taken: not enough
Number of CDs I own: who know's
Number of Piercings: 11
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I dont have regrets
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Open minded - fun loving - caring - wacky kinda people.... Like me

My Blog

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Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:40:00 GMT

Happy Holidays

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE who came out Saturday for the party - I had a great time - and Let me tell you I'm still cleaning - ha ha ha.... It was wonderful to see so many faces and those who couldn't make...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:29:00 GMT

Happy Birthday

TO ME!!! Happy Birthday to ME! Happy Bday to me! Happy day to me!!!!! Okay so the last time I bloged it was angry and I'm cheerful now so I blogged about me!!! Happy last year of my 20's!!!  
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 15:41:00 GMT

Reminds me of YOU

ANGRY MUSIC ROCKS! [Dita:] I'd fuck you because you are famousI'd fuck you for your moneyI'd fuck you to control youI'd fuck you so someday I can have half of everything you ownI'd fuck you to fuck yo...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 15:17:00 GMT

Great news

So I got some great news today alot actually, but the most important would be the email I read from my best friend - It's official - she's really engaged now!! I'm sooooo happy and excited ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 00:45:00 GMT

Lyrics sometimes says it all......

I pretend that I'm glad you went away  But these four walls close in more every day  And I'm dying inside and nobody knows it but me  Why didn't I say the things I needed to say &...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 06:35:00 GMT

A view of life!

Bread cast on the waters comes back to you. The good deed you do today may benefit you or someone you love at the least expected time.  If you never see the deed again at least you will have made...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 06:34:00 GMT

PARTY Friday May 19th

Okay folks - Paco is graduating - Party in Marysville!!!! Bring Friends!May 19th, 20069pmMy place is open to all those who don't live in town - I have lots of pillows, blankets and floor space!!!We ha...
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 09:46:00 GMT

Love

I miss him....... I miss him more and more every day - and I'm not sure I know how to get through this one this time!
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:42:00 GMT

Life

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll bre...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 17:35:00 GMT