Drunks have the best sense of hurmor |
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,"Can I help you Sir?""Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man repl... Posted by on Sat, 19 Sep 2009 17:44:00 GMT |
The Whys of Men |
The Why's of Men1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT... Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:15:00 GMT |
Bubba |
Billy Bob and Bubba were out in the woods hunting when Billy Bob suddenly grabbed his chest and fell to the ground. He didn't seem to be breathing and his eyes were rolled back in his head. Bubba whip... Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:58:00 GMT |
The Gay Flight Attendant |
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the ... Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:29:00 GMT |
Rethinking Diets |
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight> loss program.> > The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands> before him a voluptuous, athleti... Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:22:00 GMT |
Cops you have to love them |
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over abridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying inwait.The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that ... Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:47:00 GMT |
WHO’S THE DADDY? |
The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are... Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:42:00 GMT |
drunk driving is considered a sport |
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Houma , Louisiana After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk The man stumbled around t... Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:36:00 GMT |
Drought in Georgia |
Drought  
; It's so dry in Georgia that the Baptist are starting tobaptize by sprinkling, the Methodist are giving out wet-wipes, thePresbyteria... Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:14:00 GMT |
This man I’d like to meet! |
Skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
> guy standing next to him.
>
> The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:
> "Seven feet tall, 350 poun... Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:10:00 GMT |