Video games, animated comedy TV, pissing people off, music is my escape, music is my weapon. sleeping, gambling, sailing with the Captain, studying body art and modification, talking to handsome men, giving advice on towel safety and proper towel use, guitar, politics, defending the first ammendment
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I say one of the reasons we gamers (and I mean real gamers, not 10 year olds who think they're cool because they play GTA) are single most of the time is because of the time, energy, money, and devotion we must give our hobby. We are alone because we are married to the game industry. If that's true, then metal is that more attractive, more exciting badass guy who I'm having that really hot mid-life affair with. Behold my god:
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Anything with male nudity, Clerks, The Crow, South Park BLU, Team America, American Pie, Austin Powers, Jay and Silent Bob, Faith In Chaos, Spinal Tap, The Fountain, Se7en, Requiem For A Dream, Rent, Airheads, Billy Madison, Dogma, Mallrats, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Samurai X, Silence of the Lambs, Wuxia, 40 Year Old Virgin, Saw, Curse of the Golden Flower, Borat, most comedy, Donnie Darko, gimme something funny and/or dark and I'll probably like it
METALOCALYPSE, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Brak Show, Reno 911, Nip/Tuck, Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, .hack//sign, Rescue Me, That's My Bush, Family Guy, The Daily Show, Drawn Together, American Dad, The Colbert Report, War at Home, stand-up comedy, news, that metal channel
John Saul, Stephen King, Clive Barker, Lord of the Flies, Frankenstein, Layla and Majnun, 1984, To Kill A Mockingbird, Brave New World, Dracula, The Divine Comedy, Animal Farm, mythology, anything by Poe--especially the Pit and the Pendulum, anything that has to do with video games, metal, body modification or guitar, Nothing's Sacred by Lewis Black, Middle Eastern ghazal poetry, The Highwayman by Alfred Noyes, my favorite poem is Thanatopsis by William Cullen Bryant
Lewis Black, Devin Townsend, Maddox, Nathan Explosion of Dethklok, my guitar hero Jesper Stromblad, Zorak, Mikael Stanne, my lord and savior Alexi Laiho, Duffman, Dimebag Darrell (I love you, king of metal), Captain Morgan, Niklas Sundin, Jim Beam, independent artists and musicians, anyone who buys me a rumrunner. Seriously, buy me a rumrunner!