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Ms. Morbid

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About Me


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I am 67% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck em. Take the
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@ FualiDotComBe considerate to others or I will bite your torso and give you a diseaseAIM Towelie815
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Name: Liz/Towelie/Rummy/Ms. Morbid/Hajji
Birthday: 8/15
Birthplace: Seoul
Current Location: Boston--formerly NH (glad that's over)
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: light
Height: 5 feet 2 in
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: for the last time NOT CHINESE
The Shoes You Wore Today: regular black ones
Your Weakness: booze, guilt, procrastination, them
Your Fears: change, paralysis, snakes
Your Perfect Pizza: lots of meat and a little minced garlic, or BBQ chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go to more shows, stay an individual in a profession that disapproves of everything i enjoy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: middle finger ascii
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK
Your Best Physical Feature: my piercings
Your Bedtime: 1am
Your Most Missed Memory: hanging with certain friends, SHP, being a little kid in Vermont, not worrying so much, good times with them
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew but Pepsi's good too
MacDonalds or Burger King: suck
Single or Group Dates: whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: none of that
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Lattes
Do you Smoke: almost never
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: when no one's around, karaoke if I'm wasted
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: when you punch me i bleed, even though they say "angels don't kill"
Do you want to go to College: not much point in asking that now
Do you want to get Married: someday, if i ever find him. unlike most people i won't mess it up either
Do you belive in yourself: about some things
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: never
Are you a Health Freak: some peoples' germs I don't mind, others I can't stand
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah i guess so
Do you like Thunderstorms: as long as the power stays on
Do you play an Instrument: my beloved axe
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yeah. right guys? lol
In the past month have you Smoked: mmmmmaybe.......
In the past month have you been on Drugs: *whistles and tries to sneak out*
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: this super-snob place i'll never set foot in again
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: kind of
In the past month have you been Dumped: you can't be dumped if you don't have them to begin with
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's april
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: have I ever....
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: A long time ago, I think the last time was when I was 13 or so
How do you want to Die: in a painless and/or glorious way that looks cool and will be posted on youtube
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: product tester at the captain morgan distillery until i'm 30. then retire and live at foxwoods forever
What country would you most like to Visit: England, Spain, Italy, Japan, Rumania, anywhere Scandinavian
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: whatever he can pull off but he gets an assload of bonus points if it's long
Height: taller than me
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: who's going to be reading this?
Number of CDs I own: 40 or 50
Number of Piercings: a bunch but i miss my eyebrow piercing
Number of Tattoos: 3 with hopefully more on the way
Number of things in my Past I Regret: trusting certain people, letting people get away with things "no one crosses me with impunity"
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My Interests

Video games, animated comedy TV, pissing people off, music is my escape, music is my weapon. sleeping, gambling, sailing with the Captain, studying body art and modification, talking to handsome men, giving advice on towel safety and proper towel use, guitar, politics, defending the first ammendment

I'd like to meet:

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How Metal Are You?
Pretty F***in Metal!

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Music:

I say one of the reasons we gamers (and I mean real gamers, not 10 year olds who think they're cool because they play GTA) are single most of the time is because of the time, energy, money, and devotion we must give our hobby. We are alone because we are married to the game industry. If that's true, then metal is that more attractive, more exciting badass guy who I'm having that really hot mid-life affair with. Behold my god: Betcha Can't Play This

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Movies:

Anything with male nudity, Clerks, The Crow, South Park BLU, Team America, American Pie, Austin Powers, Jay and Silent Bob, Faith In Chaos, Spinal Tap, The Fountain, Se7en, Requiem For A Dream, Rent, Airheads, Billy Madison, Dogma, Mallrats, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Samurai X, Silence of the Lambs, Wuxia, 40 Year Old Virgin, Saw, Curse of the Golden Flower, Borat, most comedy, Donnie Darko, gimme something funny and/or dark and I'll probably like it

Television:

METALOCALYPSE, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Brak Show, Reno 911, Nip/Tuck, Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, .hack//sign, Rescue Me, That's My Bush, Family Guy, The Daily Show, Drawn Together, American Dad, The Colbert Report, War at Home, stand-up comedy, news, that metal channel

Books:

John Saul, Stephen King, Clive Barker, Lord of the Flies, Frankenstein, Layla and Majnun, 1984, To Kill A Mockingbird, Brave New World, Dracula, The Divine Comedy, Animal Farm, mythology, anything by Poe--especially the Pit and the Pendulum, anything that has to do with video games, metal, body modification or guitar, Nothing's Sacred by Lewis Black, Middle Eastern ghazal poetry, The Highwayman by Alfred Noyes, my favorite poem is Thanatopsis by William Cullen Bryant

Heroes:

Lewis Black, Devin Townsend, Maddox, Nathan Explosion of Dethklok, my guitar hero Jesper Stromblad, Zorak, Mikael Stanne, my lord and savior Alexi Laiho, Duffman, Dimebag Darrell (I love you, king of metal), Captain Morgan, Niklas Sundin, Jim Beam, independent artists and musicians, anyone who buys me a rumrunner. Seriously, buy me a rumrunner!

My Blog

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

I could meet Alexi on the 25th!!!!!I'm sweating bullets trying to decide what to do, I might get the oppurtunity to kiss the hand of GOD!!! I've imagined meeting him so many times, and now that it's p...
Posted by Ms. Morbid on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:47:00 PST

Brilliant

Children of Bodom’s new album is being streamed on their myspace!!!! The first track alone makes me want to jump up and break shit!!!! This is so much better than the new In Flames album!! THERE...
Posted by Ms. Morbid on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:15:00 PST

"Sober and Irrelevant", all right

The new album is fucking AWFUL As a special scolding, I will now quote lyrics from the last piss-poor song on the piss-poor album--because ironically they capture my feelings on this matter exactly. ...
Posted by Ms. Morbid on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:37:00 PST

Pre-order now, bitches

Well, I just got word new In Flames preorders are available. I love Newbury Comics, hit it all the time. It's interesting to see that they now classify IF as fucking "Pop Vocal". I am incredibly pisse...
Posted by Ms. Morbid on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:15:00 PST

"The Mirror’s Truth". Goin’ down in flames?

www.myspace.com/inflamesWhere to begin.....well, the guitar work on The Mirror's Truth is way better than on their last album. Jesper is my hero. Having said that.....The guitars were definately NOT a...
Posted by Ms. Morbid on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 06:05:00 PST

This is true

"I'll do my time and I won't argueA broken glass, a portrait of youI play on keys of barely in tuneForget the reasons I won't resumeAnd it's not me who wanted fameI just needed to.... I cash my life a...
Posted by Ms. Morbid on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:14:00 PST