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in case you were wondering what i do in my spare time i thought id fill you in..... i am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice i have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks making them more efficient in the area of heat retention i translate ethnic slurs for cuban refugees i write award winning operas i manage time efficiently occasionally i tread water for three days in a row i woo women with my sensuous and Godlike trombone playing i can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and i cook thirty minute brownies in twenty minutes i am an expert in stucco a veteran in love and an outlaw in peru using only a hoe and a large glass of water i once single handedly defended a small village in the amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants i play bluegrass cello i was scouted by the mets i am the subject of numerous documenteries when im bored i build large suspension bridges in my yard i enjoy urban hang gliding on wednesdays after school i repair electrical appliances free of charge i am an abstract artist a concrete analyst and a roothless bookie critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear i dont perspire i am a private citizen yet i recieve fan mail i have been caller number number nine and have won weekend passes last summer i toured new jersey with a traveling centrifugal force demonstration i bat 400 my deft floral arangements have earned me fame in international botany circles children trust me i can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy i once read paradise lost moby dick and david copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening i know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket i have performed several covert operations with the CIA i sleep once a week when i do sleep i sleep in a chair while on vacation in canada i successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery the laws of physics do not apply to me i balence i weave i dodge i frolic and all my bills are paid on weekends to let off steam i participate in full contact origami years ago i discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toater oven i breed prize winning clams i have won bull fights in san juan cliff diving competitions in sri lanka and spelling bees at the kremlin i have played hamlet i have performed open heart surgery and i have spoken with elvis but i have not yet gone to college .....well thats about it i know im kind of a boring person but i try ~STRAYCAT....Today is March 1st. It's Self-Injury Awareness Day... I encourage all of you to spread the word somehow.... even if its something as simple as writing a blog, or posting a bulletin.... together we can help people understand. So, will you help me?
Many people who self-injure keep it a secret because they feel like they are crazy, insane and evil. They fear if they tell anyone, they might be locked away forever. The truth is, people who intentionally harm themselves are in fact very normal and sane people, who are in a lot of emotional pain. They self-injure as a way to cope, because they were probably never taught how to deal with intense feelings and emotions in healthy ways. Unfortunately, when people hear about this form of self-harm, they do tend to place labels on these people as being psychotic and crazy, which is why so many people do not come forward and ask for help. Until society dispels all the myths surrounding self-injury and start to educate themselves on this subject, sufferers will continue to keep quiet and this form of abuse will continue to be a secret for a long time to come.
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 YOUR REPUTATION~~~ LEARN TO BE A MAN OF YOUR WORD. ONE OF THE MOST DISHEARTENING OF ALL THINGS IS TO BE COMPELLED TO DO BUISNESS WITH A PERSON WHOSE PROMISE IS NOT TO BE DEPENDED UPON. THERE ARE PLEN...
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a different christmas poem

A Different Christmas Poem~ The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 09:23:00 GMT

quilt of holes

Quilt of HolesAs I faced my Maker at the last judgment, I knelt before the Lord along with all the other souls.Before each of us laid our lives like the squares of a quilt in many piles; an angel sat ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 16:59:00 GMT

whispers

Whispers The man whispered, "God, speak to me" and a meadowlark sang. But, the man did not hear. So the man yelled, "God, speak to me" and the thunder rolled across the sky.But, the man did not listen...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 16:54:00 GMT

a suicide letter

A sucide letter I rush to the bathroom and lock the door,I can't stand the pain; I can't stand it anymore.I go to the cabinet for that lethal pill,Knowing that this one will help or kill.My parents r...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:18:00 GMT

will you still be my daughter?

  There was a beautiful strong oak tree who spent her days enjoying the sunrise and the breeze and the birds,and especially the clouds that formed patterns in the sky. One morning an acorn fell f...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:14:00 GMT

BEETHOVENS LAST NIGHT (A MOVING OPERA)

1. Overture[On a late night in the spring of 1827 the city of Vienna is experiencing the largest lightning storm in its long history. Within a large disheveled room, Ludwig Von Beethoven is slumped ov...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:29:00 GMT

HURTING YOURSELF

Self-injury (self-harm, self-mutilation) can be defined as the attempt to deliberately cause harm to one's own body and the injury is usually severe enough to cause tissue damage. This is not a consci...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:03:00 GMT

prayer

INSTITUTES OF THE CHRISTIAN RELIGIONJohn CalvinOF PRAYERTranslated by Henry Beveridge1845BOOK III.CHAPTER XX.OF PRAYER  A PERPETUAL EXERCISE OF FAITH. THE DAILY BENEFITS DERIVED FROM IT.The principal...
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