Beer, trains and metal! Fart jokes of course, porkin', hymens are always great no matter what the context, I'm a Jogger for Jesus so Christ is okay in my book, pronouncing cold medicine like a gangsta....vapuh rub, and maybe the occasional mechanical bull ride. Seriously though, I hate funny people.....jokes and humor I could easily blow up. In fact I would be the first in line to never laugh again!
Someone with the physical attribues of David Hasselhoff and the personality of Conan O'Brian.
Everything.......the cheesier the 80's the better, classic rock, folk, gangstah rap, death metal, industrial, butt rock, mother fucking JOURNEY, Hogscraper,Black Sabbath, ACDC, Manowar,Ace of Base, Talking Heads, Brotha Lynch, Andre Nickatina, Janis Joplin, Steve Miller Band, Lynyrd Skynyrd, CCR, Bel Biv Divo, Tom Petty, Billy Joel, Michael Jackson, The Clash, Ministry, Mac Dre, Ani DiFranco, Tracy Chalman, Motley Crue, Misfits, Sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Iron Maiden, Flogging Molly, The Pogues, The Cure, Otis Redding, The Beastie Boys, Hank Williams, Def Leppord, Ben Harper, Depeche Mode, Men at Work, U2, Alice in Chains...........wait, what was this list about?
Slither is my new favorite movie, The Last Unicorn, Hands on a Hard Body, Hoes with Fros, Donnie Darco, Joe Dirt, Orgasmo, The Usual Suspects, Resevoir Dogs, True Romance, Frankenhooker, Redneck Zombies, Heathers, Heart and Souls, The Sandlot, Cool Runnings, The Best of Journey DVD.........and oh yes........Kung Pow
Unfortunately, VH1 always seems to suck me in.....
Pretty much every book is good by me.......One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Sally Has Two Moms, See Spot Run, Words for Dummies......The History of Luminous Motion, Schrodinger's Cat, the first half of The DaVinci Code, Unfortunately every Harry Potter, The Illuminatus Trilogy, anything by Hunter S. Thompson, Lord of the Flies, any kind of cook book or medicinal book, Kids who Kill, A Mind of it's Own a history of the penis, most of Poppy Z. Bryte's books, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Hithiker's guide to the Galaxy, The Anarchist Cook Book, Where the Red Fearn Grows..............the list goes on and on...........but who am I kidding, I just look at all the pretty pictures.
Tanya Harding.....she took that bitch Nancy Carrigan down!