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Elvishnu

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"This is a world where everybody's got to do something. You know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody's got to do something, they got to be something. You know, a dentist, pilot, janitor, a preacher - all that. Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things I don't want to do, things that I don't want to be..." Chinaski ...and also I DON'T WANT TO BE MYSPACE FRIENDS WITH YOUR STUPID BAND.(Ok I'm jealous)....

My Interests

people, music, humor, art, instigating trouble

I'd like to meet:

in no particular order... Dick TrickleJesus

Music:

Songs with Robot voices, Laser beam sounds, and good old fashion satanic lyrics. NOT YOUR BAND. you most likely suck.

Books:

sweet valley high, babysitters club, Confederacy of Dunces, Bukowski and any coloring books (except jesus ones)

My Blog

Dane Cook is not funny.

Dane Cook is definitely not funny. Probably only to unintelligent people. Not to say I am even remotely intelligent. I heard his stand up album and it sucked horribley.
Posted by Elvishnu on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 06:17:00 PST

Poop

poop!
Posted by Elvishnu on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 06:14:00 PST

Gary was right

so I have to admit that Will Ferrel video that Gary posted is fucking hilarious. I change my mind Will Ferrel is funny.
Posted by Elvishnu on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:16:00 PST

Secret Confession

Here is my secret confession...I don't think Will Ferrel is that funny. I'm really not quite sure why his movies are so successful.Shhhhh. Don't judge me.
Posted by Elvishnu on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 04:20:00 PST

blog

blog. blog. bloggity. blog blog.
Posted by Elvishnu on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:54:00 PST

Cat Puke

today I stepped in the cat's puke in the basement. I shit you not.
Posted by Elvishnu on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 07:07:00 PST

dog poop

Today I stepped in my dog's jake diarrhia. Luckily it was outside. I knew something was up when my foot glided across the grass.
Posted by Elvishnu on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 10:27:00 PST

1 of the many reasons

So in the mad rush to take advantage of the $1 drafts at the bar, I run into my room and slip on some shoes in the dark, than head out. Only to find I am wearing 2 different shoes when I get to the ba...
Posted by Elvishnu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

groceries

My advice to you is don't go grocery shopping when you are hungry.
Posted by Elvishnu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bad Haircut.

Someday when I'm grown up I'll be able to pay for a descent haircut and won't have to go to the K-mart of sallons...Hair Cuttery. My friend Lee was right when he said going there was like going to the...
Posted by Elvishnu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST