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Carl

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About Me

Canned Insanity is a concept for my radio show and blog. Check em both out. The idea was created by:

Carl Cannabis
Jim Indica
Ruger (RIP)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You can learn a lot about me by the lyrics I use in my blogs.
My life is a soundtrack.

Pictures Of You Lyrics ..

I would tell you
That I loved you
If I thought that you would stay
But I know that it's no use
That you've already
Gone away

Misjudged your limits
Pushed you too far
Took you for granted
I thought that you needed me more

Now I would do most anything
To get you back by my side
But I just
Keep on laughing
Hiding the tears in my eyes
'cause boys don't cry
Boys don't cry

I can see you
Your brown skin shining in the sun
You got your hair slicked back
And those Wayfarers on
I can tell you
My love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone
Out on the road today
I saw a dead head sticker on a cadillac
A voice inside my head said don't look back
You can never look back
I thought I knew what love was
What did I know
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go...

How did it start?
Well, I dont know.
I just feel the craving.
I see the flesh and it smells fresh.
And it's just there for the taking.
These little girls they make me feel so God damn exhilarated.
I fill them up, I can't give it up.
The pain that I'm just erasing.

I tell my lies and I despise
Every second I'm with you.
So I run away and you still stay.
So what the fuck is with you?
Your feelings I can't help but rape them.
I'm sorry I don't feel the same.
My heart inside is constantly hating.
I'm sorry I just throw you away.

...and the road becomes my bride
I have stripped of all but pride
So in her I do confide
And she keeps me satisfied
Gives me all I need

...and with dust in throat I crave
Only knowledge will I save
To the game you stay a slave
Rover wanderer
Nomad vagabond
Call me what you will

But I'll take my time anywhere
Free to speak my mind anywhere
And I'll redefine anywhere
Anywhere I may roam
Where I lay my head is home

She's in love with herself
She likes the dark
On her milk white neck
The Devil's mark
It's All Hallows Eve
The moon is full
Will she trick or treat
I bet she will
She's got a date at midnight
With Nosferatu
Oh baby, Lilly Munster
Ain't got nothing on you
Well, when I called her evil
She just laughed
And cast that spell on me
Boo bitch craft

My Blog

Fuck Recycling

Its pretty arrogant not to care about the earths future. Thats why I think its fucking awesome and admirable. I live in California, filled with tree huggers and save the earth fags. Theyre always...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:10:00 GMT

Irony: People Love Me. I Hate Them. (with replies!)

I'm pretty sure God hates me. With my infinite intelligence and superiority, somehow I am still not rich. I...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Sep 2009 09:42:00 GMT

MySpace chat is gay

It's horrifying the first time that little window pops up.Never is it someone you actually wanted to talk to. Of course it would be someone you've been avoiding for months in private messages."FUCK!!!...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:22:00 GMT

Forgive Me. I've Read Stephanie's Blog Again. (with replies)

Some of you people must think Im going nuts. First a foray into a politics blog. Then I post drama about people you probably dont even know. For an encore I pretty much alienate people by proclaimin...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:09:00 GMT

GTFOMN (Get The F*ck Off My Nutsack)

You just have to laugh at people sometimes.I started a blog about health care. I mentioned someone who stopped talking to me due to my political views. For all I know, that person never read it. It wa...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Aug 2009 10:15:00 GMT

Health Care Reform Talk Brings Out The Racists (replies)

Im back, bitches.I literally lost friends on MySpace when I said some people werent Obama fans because theyd rather see me as a porter than a web developer.You know, that might sadden me if I gave ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:54:00 GMT

Just Leave Me Alone

I'm working on setting up another Blogtalkradio show soon. I need someone reliable and semi computer literate to operate the switchboard during the show. If you are interested and not an idiot, msg me...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:34:00 GMT

RIP Crabby and Being Arrested In Your Own Home

The first to tell me about Crabby was Corey. As I poured over the blogs and comments about the mystery guy, my own memories came to me. I hardly knew Crabby, but he was always nice to me. I knew he ha...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:17:00 GMT

Top Ten Reasons Carl Isn't A Top Blogger On MySpace

Top Ten Reasons Carl Isnt A Top Blogger On MySpaceBy Carl10. He fell asleep in his lecture hall in college on evolution and B list celebrities.9. Affirmative action already filled all...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jul 2009 01:37:00 GMT

You don't have haters. Shut up.

Sometimes I wish I could go into a time machine and meet Biggie and Puffy discussing the term player hater. Not only would I get to meet the late genius Christopher Wallace in his prime, but I would...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:00:00 GMT