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Smith Q Johns

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About Me

http://www.youtube.com/SmithQJohns
"I'm not scared of anything... except world peace." (Sledge Hammer)
Movies good or bad I watch them, that's what I'm good at, but not even at the watching part. I'm good at watching a large quantity of movies. I've seen more than anyone I know. My mom hardly ever let me watch anything as a kid, including shows like Seinfeld or Scooby Doo. (Nothing with ghosts or goblins or magic etc.) I wasn't allowed to watch any good sitcom because they probably talked about sex. I like my films in their original aspect ratio. I like paint by numbers, colorful gardening gloves, and pork chops and apple sauce. I like it in movies when someone knits someone a hat. I want to one day have impeccable taste in collaborators. I hate Dane Cook and digital pans. You can check out some of the crap-tastic videos I've worked on at: http://www.youtube.com/SmithQJohns
"To know death, Otto, you have to f*ck life...in the gallbladder."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Steve Carell
Dave Chappelle
Steven Colbert
Larry David
Tina Fey
Jonathan Safran Foer
Nicholas Gurewitch
Gary Larson
Bob Odenkirk
Amy Sedaris
Aaron Sorkin
Owen Wilson
Rainn Wilson

My Blog

Blah Blah Blahg 2010

____________________________________________________________ ______________1-30-10"I, scott, promise to love and to not break the law as much as I used to. I promise to be a good father to my child and...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jan 2010 18:24:00 GMT

Movie Nights 2010

1. DATE NIGHT - Alice In Wonderland / Avatar 3D2. DATE NIGHT - Andy Griffith Show / When Men Stare at Goats3. DATE NIGHT - Black Sheep / Beverly Hillbillies4. MUSICIAN NIGHT - The Doors / The Champion...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jan 2010 09:45:00 GMT

My Favorite Actors and Actressess

This is under contruction. More to cum.ActorsWill ArnettEdward AsnerAlec BaldwinBilly BaldwinStephen BaldwinBob BarkerMichael CaineDana CarveyBud CortTed DansonDanny DeVitoDanny GloverRuth GordonGene ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Sep 2009 01:51:00 GMT

SQJ-FI Top 100

This is under Contruction. More to Cum.I tried to make a list like AFI's Current Top 100, without including any of the ones they did. I think mine is just as good if not better. -12 Monkees-Back to th...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Sep 2009 12:00:00 GMT

Links to Movie Lists

-300 Movie You Should See Before You Die (According to Maxim):http://www.maxim.com/movies/articles/56931/the300movi esyoumustseebeforeyoudie.html?p=1-Films Considered The Greatest Ever:http://en.wikipe...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:28:00 GMT

Movies 2009

Favorite Movies of 2009:Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 3DWhere the Wild Things AreThe Fantastic Mr. FoxStar TrekBrunoParanormal ActivityWhen Men Stare At GoatsAvatar 3DUp in the AirReally Horrible ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 12:48:00 GMT

My Movie Collection

Africa ScreamsAirplaneAmelieAmerican BeautyAmerican History XAmerican PsychoAmerican SplendorAmistadAmityville HorrorAnchormanBasic InstinctThe BatBatmanBatman ReturnsBatman BeginsBatman The MoviBeing...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:52:00 GMT

Things I Quote Too Much

"Koo-koo" (from Mike Myer's in So I Married an Axw Murderer)"Excellent" (from Mr. Burns on the Simpsons) "Mother of god" (from Super Troopers) "Ching-chong-chank" & "Cuntilingus rice" (from Dave Chapp...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 17:28:00 GMT

AFI Top 100 Movies

I'm trying to watch all of the AFI's Top 100. I'm pretty sure this is the list from 1998. Aparently on the new 2007 list they took away 23 and added 23 new ones. I'm gonna try and finish this list bef...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 10:40:00 GMT

Monday Night Movie Nights 2009

1. SCI-FI NIGHT - "Futurama - Bender's Game" & "Dr. Who - Season 3"2. METAL NIGHT - "Metalocalpyse - Season 2" & "Tetsuo"3. LOST NIGHT - "Lost - Season 3"4. LOST NIGHT 2 - "Lost - Season 4"5. DEXTER N...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:16:00 GMT