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About Me

Recently thrown away by my girlfriend and getting her new love interest shoved in my face, like a dog made to confront his own defication...Dogs eat their feces, bitch! history repeats again...I'm not bitter, I am Brett! Are you recording everything I say and do on camera? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE! I broke all the gas pipes in my appartment for MORE good ideas! I have to go inside, where all the gas is...I'm not getting one good idea............What kind of a hospital is this?................ You dont like what I have to say? That only makes me say it louder! I love to have fun and messing with people, mostly about myself, it's always good times though. I love to have fun and life is short, I gots ta live it up! I live in Orlando and don't know really many people in the area and I mostly chill with my roommate and I'll go to Lake County most weekends...Me? Well, I am really about mental aberrations and concepts of reality and chaos. synchronicity, Lucid living, Memetic engineering, and reality alterations/manipulation....RPGs...2moons from acclaim.com and tabletop RPGs, all and any good ones... I am also looking at using these concepts to cause probability corruption...If you can use them to control outcomes, why can't they be used to make them more random or chaotic? DO IT! It doesn't matter what it is...Just do what you can, while you can. Entropy will do the rest. A True Hollywood Story: Andy Dick

Add to My Profile | More Videos Life and death...Like two sides of a coin. Each of us can take, and each of us can give. And the unseen force that determines who will give and who will take washes over us...Like this rain........ Alice N Chains

Add to My Profile | More Videos oh yeah, good times! GET ON YOUR KNEES AND THANK THE LORD! farting preacher

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Get this video and more at MySpace.comseriously, who the hell started all the rumours about me leaving the country trying to dodge credit card fraud? because they're brilliant!
My life is now Living in Orlando and fibromyalgia. Apparently the doctor thinks that my abussive childhood was the cause of my pain. He believes that my body and brain chemistry altered and I feel pain when I should not feel pain...I love to travel and I would love to go back to england and Europe in general. I had a blast working in Alaska and Hawaii (Johnston Atoll is the mutha fuckin' bomb diggity...Very PUNny as the nukes they launched over it years ago made for tons of fun...and that explains why my balls glow in the dark)... Perception is reality is perception is reality... Everything you believe is real because your perceptions define reality... Noone has sympathy for the devil....And the devil does not know why... Brett~
Your Birthdate: October 22
You tend to be understated and under appreciated.
You have a hidden force to do amazing things, doing them your own way. Finding women to treat you like shit is your magickal power (or at least is second nature to you)!
People may see you as strange and shy, but they know little.
Your unconventional ways have more power than they (and even you) know. Your uncle says smoking crack is kind of cool.
Your strength: Being brutally insane?
Your spirit animal: The Donkey (or the ASS as you may be more familiarized with)
Your power herb: Wormwood
Your power power: Your powerful power is more powerful than most others powerful power! (all others may stare for a half hour episodes length time at you in shock as you power up your powerful powers that are far more powerful than the power level that their powers are powering at!) What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
.. Heroes Zeroes Auditions

Add to My Profile | More Videos even though we are alone, we are not alone in the darkness... Pain is only a weakness, Death is just an escape. Chaotic in case of conquering domination, psychopath snap fired chains of imprisonment, a bludgeoning force that's undermining the government! I feel like im being erased NOONE! but who are they... . . . Life's a bitch! And I'm her pimp!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bob Saget, and we would scream vulgarities amidst nuns and hobos...I'll just keep doing it alone until then! Layne Staley, too bad for the whole, 'godsmack' thing, eh? A compassionate and funny individual that has at least a few similar interests. A person that loves to laugh at the stupid crap I say but can also have an intelligent conversation...Most difficult in Lake County to find such a thing...THANK GOD I MOVED TO ORLANDO! I do come back to Lake county alot though. Anyone I havent met before. Anyone from abroad...And I dont mean a broad, because I already know several... Someone that wont get sick of my stupid banter and constant joking around...I love to laugh and make others laugh, what can I say? I am no longer working at the Grand Floridian Resort @ Walt Disney World...Walt Disney makes me sweat...Who killed Walt Disney...With a wrench... Doing the Customer Service thing for a cell phone company. I really love talking to people from other countries. I loved talking to everyone while I was visiting Europe...But I met some cute women from Lithuania while I was in Alaska that had freaking awesome accents! Black20 Trailer Park: Spiderman 3 - Product Placement

Add to My Profile | More VideosWho do I really want to meet? Someone that will, at least, try to kill me once...havent met anyone that didnt.

My Blog

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Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 21:29:00 GMT

5 years ago, this day

A lost little brother.  Amazing how much things can linger.  The promises that were made years ago, a little brother was lost to his own darkness and another lost to life's entropic, al...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:04:00 GMT

The new thing

I am seeing a a girl that I met at the crazy ass hallowiener party that went down...Of course nothing went as planned and things went as they should have gone.  Crowley never lies... I am wonderi...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:39:00 GMT

Dream sequal

Just had another about a dog that only eats parrots...but they put them together at the pet shop that i owned...they were so cute playing, then the dog gets hungry and eats a bird. Reminds me of the d...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:19:00 GMT

Dream a dream

I get dropped off at a grocery store, late at night, and its about to close. I collect the most useless items to make a machine that makes people buy useless shit. For some reason...I want one!
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 05:54:00 GMT

The mad

Other than an interesting zombie movie, with Billy Zane, it has been an ongoing theme of my dreams of late. Stranger than seeing myself as insane are the random people trying to sell me nonsensicle p...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:38:00 GMT

This isn’t a valid subject line!

I have more to bring to the bringer.Once the day has been done,All will be as should be done.Lord of dreams, keeper of thoughts,keeper of my minds, I am your servant...What is thy bidding...Why does ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 22:43:00 GMT

DREAM, WTF?!?

Last dream I had, I kept waking from and going back into it and getting startled awake.  It started out normal...I was the son of some mayor in a mojor city.  It was campaign time and I reme...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:17:00 GMT

The TRUTH!

recognize the retardedness in your actions...like stabbing yourself with a fork... WHAT WOULD JESUS DO? If I were Jesus...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:44:00 GMT

Making my place

Yeah, this one goes in the art section too...hehe Life is amusing, I must admit.  Some how I managed to get respect from people I work with by sliding 15 feet across a table...Per haps it is...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:45:00 GMT