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Scott

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Once ate my own face... true story...

My Interests

Anything that is... interesting?

I'd like to meet:

Your mom...tonight...;D

Music:

Alkaline Trio, Blink 182, Green Day, Starting Line, Ataris, Weezer, Saves the Day, Something Corporate, Less Than Jake, Coheed and Cambria, They Might Be Giants, and I have recently acquired a taste for free form jazz... finally I am a man!

Movies:

Kevin Smith, Coen Brothers, Sam Raimi, Batman, and Mel Brooks movies. Oh yeah and snuff films... "Are...are they really gonna kill that girl?"

Television:

The Simpsons, Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Friends, and Survior All-Stars 9: Journey Through Al Sharpton's Hair.

Books:

The Shining by Stephen King, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor by Bruce Campbell, Big Fish by Daniel Wallace, The Hunter by Richard Stark, Dirty Jokes and Beer by Drew Carrey, and my new book Men are from Mars, Women are Fucking Stupid by Dr. Scott Cagney. Hitting shelves October.

Heroes:

Batman, Sean Connery, James Cagney, Thomas Manix Cagney, oh yeah and all firefighters and cops because if i don't say that then i guarantee that every pretentious preachy bastard in this country will call me a commie or some such nonsense.