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About Me

i fell that paul rudd and jackee harry are two of the most underrated actors of our time. i hate the stuff you can't skip through on dvds. i am a recovering tanorexic who relapses frequently. my favorite simpson's moment is when sideshow bob steps on all the rakes. i hate emptying my lint trap. sarcasm is wonderful. i have accomplished one of my two life goals. the first one was to initiate/lead a conga line of 10+ people. check! the second goal is i would be aniimated and looking for someone and have to look in several rooms in a long hall way. and just as i go into one room they run out and go into another. hilarity and crazy costumes ensue... if i was trapped on a desert island and could only eat one thing until i was rescued it'd be mac n' cheese, however if i had the capability to make mac n' cheese i wouldn't be stranded in the first place. i prefer nena's 99 red balloons in german (99 luft balloons) more self realizations to come... Which The Girls Next Door character are you?
Your Kendra! Your very athletic. You love being a tomboy and playing sports. You probably want a career as a sports announcer or massage therapist. You show everyone blondes do have more fun!
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My Interests

reading, yoga, beer, shiny objects, shopping, parties, snappy insults, my ipod, jay walking, hockey (ice), sox (red), flip flops, being right, mini-golf, parliment lights, pumps, square shaped cheese wrapped in plastic, puppies, flamingoes, hoes, vodka, pimps, vincent price, bubbles, brushing my teeth, anti-frizz hair products, the lightning round, water, pushing people down stairs, dr mario, soup, gun shows, your mom, tira misu, working the word douche into every sentence, medication, cell phones, lip gloss, the weather channel, sleeping, red bull, big necklaces (think marge simpson), my blog, zebras, starting fires, mediocrity, crate and barrel, coffee, strongest man competitions on espn, mixing fountain sodas

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Music:

lil jon (yeah!) bo hagon, TI, coldplay, britney, gwen stefani, no doubt, hole, missy elliot, nine inch nails, spice girls, 3 six mafia, jay-z, garbage, ashlee simpson, gnarls barkley, moby, orgy, CB4, kanye west, aerosmith, culture club, fiona apple, queen, n.e.r.d., snoop, tori amos, ace of base, n.w.a., radiohead, jibbs, ciara

Movies:

old school, fight club, bad seed, sixteen candles, mean girls, anchorman, kill bill 2, hot chick, donnie darko, blades of glory, taladega nights, the parent trap with lindsay lohan, mixed nuts, jackass, wedding crashers, memento, 40 year old virgin, death becomes her, pulp fiction, cruel intentions, any movie on lifetime that involves pregnancy, drugs, or murder

Television:

it's always sunny in philadelphia, family guy, venture bros, ATHF, arrested development, and to catch a predator

Books:

is us weekly a book?

Heroes:

who wouldn't want to be tara reid?

My Blog

oprahs favorite things (hint wiskers on kittens did not make her list)

her favorite thing list really solidifys my hatred for her. what i love is that she has a printable shopping list version. here is just a sample of some things on op's list. thing 1: PERFECT ENDING...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:02:00 PST

Meg ... are you implying that Rosie ODonnell cant drive?

i've always dreamed of making ads, but here we are....not complaining...just one of those "hmmm" kind of moments...none the less...enjoyundefined Family Guy Ad Add to My Profile | More Vid...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:30:00 PST

3.14

when i was leaving for lunch at work today i saw a guy leaving the bathroom with a pizza box. i feel there are only 3 possible explanations for this:1. it was a lengthy visit2. he was having a lindsa...
Posted by Lauren on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:15:00 PST

my dog won’t stop raping me

ok so this is officially the best night of my life (and no not because nikki won't stop raping me)...there i was minding my own business, channel surfing, and there on channel 5 (the channel that typi...
Posted by Lauren on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:26:00 PST

birds, burritos, love, and shit

1. I got married. I love the way we did, in Vegas quick and easy (not unlike ourselves). The only draw back to quick and easy is no practice. For example there's alot of grabbing of each other's h...
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 05:16:00 PST

burn

if you see alot of little moon shaped blisters on my right hand, it's because i spilled mac n' cheese all over my hand and the kitchen. this after a week where i had a lamp fall on my head, and head-...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:43:00 PST

jargon

this one goes out to britney's hair...1981-2007. you will be missed. i hate people who drink out of jars. why? with all of today's advances in drinkware is it necessary to drink out of a jar? and...
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:39:00 PST

no whammies, no whammies

here's a new word i have to learn to say without giggling: "insert." it's used all the time at my new job. and here i was so happy that i would no longer have to say, "is this hung?" "i need to scre...
Posted by Lauren on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:20:00 PST

gay, ballsy, and clutzy

what a week...and it's only weds. i've decided to give each section a clever title. enjoy.bye bye bye1) lance bass being gay doesn't shock me. i knew one of those guys was, my money was on JT, but ...
Posted by Lauren on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:04:00 PST

celebrity playlist

tonight i'm bored and restless. so like any loser worth their grain of salt i took to the internet looking for entertainment and information. i am delighted to say that i found both! i started fish...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 01:00:00 PST