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*Karlita*

Bitches Talking Greasy But I'm The One That Gave Them They Chance... Somebody Needs To Tell Them Tha

About Me

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Myspace LayoutsHey what's up guys, it's the one and only Lita!! Okay, let's see... what can I say about myself. Hmm... okay first off let me just say I'm pretty easy to talk to. I listen and if you want it I usually have words of wisdom to offer, but, shit, half the time people ask for them and then they don't take my advice but, eh, whatever people will learn in due time. So yeah anyways, I'm a pretty chilled person sometimes. I like to chill and watch movies some nights but then the next night you'll catch me at a club doing my thing. I don't put up with bull shit or drama. I just let a lot of drama go so if you have it keep it to yourself. If you wanna know anything else about me, go ahead and message me and I'll give you all the info you want. I have nothing to hide, execpt a couple of dead bodies in my closet :)
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What kind of jewel are you?

Diamond
Your beauty is both breathtaking and stunning. Your friends could see you everyday and still be enchanted.

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InuYasha
You have a hard shell but a soft interior.
Guys Like That You're Charming
You're the girl most guys can't get out of their heads
Even if they met you on a bad hair day :-)
You just seem to "click" with everyone you meet
So even if a guy forgets about you for a second... his friends haven't! What Do Guys Like About You? Hmm... maybe that's why, bitch!!! lol!! ahahahahahah!!!
Your Eyes Should Be Green
Your eyes reflect: Striking attractiveness and danger
What's hidden behind your eyes: A vivid inner world What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
You Are 72% Open Minded
You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself. How Open Minded Are You?
You scored as Lady Discord, Stealer of Souls. Discord: She has been called many things, from the Lady of Harmony to the Vampire Siren. She is the goddess of music, believing that music has powerful effects on the human soul, that can be used to lift a man up, or take away his power. Discord is also a vampire, stealing strength and life from others to feed her own needs.
Heart, the Flame


92%

Lady Discord, Stealer of Souls


92%

Weave


83%

The Lady Mercy


83%

The Void


75%

Eternity, the Everlady


75%

Entrope


67%

The Maiden Dawn


67%

Mistress Death


42%

Avarice, Mistress of Coin


0%
Which Nyte Goddess Are You? (women only)
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My Interests

* Chilling with my my friends * Clubbing * Dancing * Singing * Writing music * Swimming * Drinking * Beating up Steve cuz I can * Steve beating me up cuz HE can * Being dumb with my girls * Just being me!! *
You Are a Strawberry Daiquiri
You're a fun, playful drinker who loves to party.
You may get totally wasted, but you're always a happy drunk! What Mixed Drink Are You?
How You Life Your Life
You have a good sense of self control and hate to show weakness.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences.
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable. How Do You Live Your Life?
Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many. The minute you meet anyone, you can make them crave you almost immediately. You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss. A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract. What Is Your Seduction Style?
Butterfinger
They call you sticky fingers for a reason! What Kind of Candy Are You?Take the quiz: "What do you love about making love?"

Tenderness
You are a tender and gentle creature. You need to be cared for and you are emotional. You aren't afraid to show emotion and love. Body contact and the simplest signs of affection are what really matter to you.
How Good are you at Certain Things?
Name
Age
Favorite Color
Nickname
Sex - 99%

Romance - 7%

Self - Control - 12%

Kissing - 92%

Cuddling - 45%

Kinkiness - 59%

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I'd like to meet:

I think I've already met him... What Character from The Notebook are you?
You're Allie before the War.You play hard to get, but deep inside you really want the boy/girl. You have a tendency to fall in love fast and hard, and you listen to what those around you say about your decision and usually take it to heart.
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Name: Karla
Birthdate: January 30, 1986
Birthplace: Washington. DC
Current Location: Essex, MD
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Light brown
Height: 5'9"
Weight: Just know it looks good on me :)
Piercings: Just my ears... for now... mwahahah!!
Tatoos: Nothing yet... I keep chickening out...
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: :)
Overused Phraze: Fucking sweet!!
FAVORITES
Food: Pizza
Candy: Gummi Bears
Number: 5... random I know...
Color: Baby blue
Animal: Koala Bear
Drink: Apple Juice
Alcohol Drink: Strawberry Daquiri
Bagel: Everything Bagel... soooooooooooo good...
Letter: X
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes... no seriously...
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry... less mess
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea... but only the instant kind
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate, definately
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Winter... so I can cuddle with my boooooooo
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary... so I can hop on my booooooo
Love or Money: Love is the richest thing in the world... other than Hershey's chocolate... that stuff is goooooooooood!!
YOUR...
Bedtime: lol usually around 10:30pm cuz I gotta work @ 8am...
Most Missed Memory: Senior Year... good times... good times...
Best phyiscal feature: Uhh... I like my smile... but a lot of guys like my rack... lol but I'm gonna say my smile :)
First Thought Waking Up: Oh God, I don't wanna go to work today!!
Goal for this year: Be happy and to live in the moment
Best Friends: Sabrina, Lindsay, Steve
Weakness: I care too much

Fears: Heights, Dark waters, and not succeeding in life... and big black bugs!! If its big and black and not a man then I'm scared of it!!
Heritage: El Salvadorian and then on mi madre's side Welsh, Irish, Scotish, British and West Virginianish... lol
Longest relationship: Robbie and that was a year and a half... then serious problems happened... like I almost sent him anthrax in the mail :)
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Uhh hell yeah...
Ever Smoked: Yeah...
Pot: lol yeha...
Ever been Drunk: Like last weekend...
Ever been beaten up: FUck no... no one can beat me... you hear me KIM... no one...
Ever beaten someone up: Yep and I'm prepared to do it again... you hear me KIM... prepared...
Ever Shoplifted: lol nah... not my style...
Ever Skinny Dipped: lol ahahahah yeah!!
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Oh yea... gigiddy goo!!
Been Dumped Lately: Nah... I broke up with him tho... sad but true...
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: light brown or green
Favorite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long: depends on the guy
Height: taller than 6ft
Style: Always fresh
Looks or Personality: Both of course but personality always outweighs looks
Hot or Cute Cute cuz you won't be hott forever but you'll always be cute to me :)
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol cuz at least thats legal...
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: None, actually...
What country do you want to Visit: El Salvador and England
How do you want to Die: in my sleep... but I won't die... didn't I tell you??? I'm IMMORTAL!! lol... jk
Been to the Mall Lately: Uhhh no
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Get along with your Parents: Yeah... I love them both... they're pretty nosey but its cuz they love me...
Health Freak: Oh yeah :::shoves triple whopper in mouth::: lol ahahahah
Do you think your Attractive: Yeah I think I'm cute...
Believe in Yourself: Fucking right bitches!!
Want to go to College: Already there
Do you Smoke: Nopers
Do you Drink: Yeppers
Shower Daily: Of course... bout to go take another one now cuz I just got off work
Been in Love: Yeah... its a good feeling... till its gone
Do you Sing: All the time
Want to get Married: Yep
Do you want Children: Of course!!
Have your future kids names planned out: Serenity Elizabeth and Caden Xavier
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: lol... tooooo late...
Hate anyone: I don't care enough to hate... but I do despise Kim... soooo... yeah... I dunno buddy...

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You Are a Light Pink Rose
You represent sweetness and grace.

Your vibe: Kind and gentle

Falling in love with you: is like falling in love with a best friend What Color Rose Are You? ~THE big LOVE TEST!! What do you need? With PICS! For girls and boys!~
THE PASSIONATE LOVER. You love the feeling to be in love, that's why you are always in search for a relationship. You cannot live without it. Your partner must be passionate and flexible. He/She should not be commanding but to fulfill your desires . You dont want a relationship without passion, and the sexuality plays a big part. The first impression is the most important. There has to be something between you which you cannot explain. From the first moment on everything must fix. But when this passion disappears, you disappear to. For you it is better to leave than to see your love restrained.TIP: Try to be less selfish !
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeIt has come to my attention that guys think that we don't play the games they play... well... here is a list of 51 things every guy should know about girls...1. If you want a sandwich after sex then go fuck your mom cuz I’m not your caretaker!!2. Real men eat pussy… so man up, nigga!!3. If your trying to finger us… fucking cut your nails!! Only bitches have long nails… what are you, Ru Paul??4. We don’t mind a little hair down there, but damn nigga, trim that shit!! I’m not trying to go through the forest while looking for your dick!!5. Remember fellas… a little bit of teeth never hurt anyone :)6. Just because there’s an opening… doesn’t mean we need you to plug it… and that goes for EVERY opening!!7. If you ask us to go to some sort of stupid ass sporting event and you know damn well we don’t like sports… yeah best believe… we gonna want some head when we get home :)8. Dinner and a movie does not mean Blockbusters and McDonalds… step up ya game fools!!9. If you did your job right… maybe we wouldn’t have to use a vibrator… ass!10. If we won’t go down on you… it’s DEFINITELY because either ya dick and ya balls stink or because you’re not circumcised or because ya dick and ya balls stink and because you’re not circumcised…11. Birth Control is only 99.9% effective… so don’t get pissed if we end up being LATE because you’re ass was a fool and didn’t wrap your tool…12. Just because I’m calling you doesn’t mean I’m sprung… it means I’m horny and my batteries are dead…13. Girl’s night means PUSSY ONLY and NO DICKS ALLOWED!! And that includes blowing up out phones, too!!14. Wear a fucking belt!! No one needs to see all that ass hanging out15. Thanks for noticing my fat ass… but stop fucking grabbing it!! We both know it’s there!!16. If we JUST order a salad… it’s probably because we’re not really feeling you and we’re trying to get the hell on with date so we can get the hell outta there and call one of our other male friends :)17. Seriously, guys... get some clippers and trim ya pubes… it’s unattractive and unnecessary!!18. Just cuz you get my pussy when I’m drunk DOES NOT mean you’re getting it when I’m sober!!19. Just cuz we throw up does not mean we can’t handle our liquor!! Maybe if you didn’t buy such cheap ass alcohol we wouldn’t be gagging!!20. After I’m through with you… don’t try and holla at one of my friends… I told her about the “birthmark” on ya dick…21. Women don’t cheat… we just keep out options open :)22. RECEIVING IS NOT CHEATING CUZ WE DIDN’T DO SHIT!!23. Get on ya knees, playa!! (Just in case you forgot #2 already)24. The reason we watch chick flicks is so that afterwards, when we let you in our pants, we can imaging that it’s Taye Diggs fucking us and not your busted ass!!25. Don’t fart in front of us… it’s not manly… it’s just fucking nasty and a turn off… assholes…26. When ya eating us out… don’t be afraid to bite a little bit… a little pain is always a nice thing :)27. Stop asking us to jerk you off… it requires too much concentration and can cause carpel tunnel… and severe boredom!!..28. Always remember… pussy runs this, okay?? You guys may have had the power back in the day, but we run this shit now, so unless you want your car set on fire with all ya shit in it… I suggest you shut the fuck up and get on ya knees!! (Thank you Angela Basset!!)29. No glove no love… not cuz we don’t wanna get knocked up… we don’t know where the fuck that shit’s been… nasty…30. If you eat us out… don’t try and come back up and put ya tongue down our throats… we know what comes out of us every 28 days and we don’t’ want it back. Just cuz you like the taste does not mean that you have to share it with us!!31. If we do give you head, keep ya hands off of the top of our heads… cuz if you push down… and don’t let us back up for air… we will bite it off… it’s that simple…32. There’s a reason we like it from the back… WE DON’T WANNA LOOK AT YA UGLY ASS FACE!! Either that or we want to believe you are someone else… like ya fine ass cousin… damn he’s fine… lol!!33. Just because I’m riding you does not mean you’re the shit… it means that I gotta do it myself cuz you fucking suck…34. If we go down and do one quick lick and come back up and just kiss around ya stomach… that means we know you didn’t shower before you came over and you smell… so…. Yeah… a little soap and water never hurt anyone!!35. If you let us kick you in the balls and video tape it we will give you free head for the rest of ya life!!36. Just cuz I fucked you when I was drunk, does not make you my man… it means your cousin didn’t answer the phone… so stop calling mine!!37. The only reason I danced with your ass was so I could get some free drinks… be happy I acknowledged you….38. If you think you’re cute… we probably think you’re gay…39. We don’t want you to tell us that you love us… we don’t want your trifling ass hanging on to us forever… so… yeah… don’t embarrass yourself… you will get your feelings hurt…40. If you do tell us you love us and we happen to smile… it’s cuz we now know that we can get sex and anything else from you now… so thanks!!!41. Just cuz we give you a phone number doesn’t mean its ours… lol!!42. We don’t watch porns with you guys… we watch them with our girlfriends so we can compare and make fun of you boys and your “little toys”…43. If you can't dance then you most likely suck in bed. So stop trying to dance and start having more sex!!44. Guys in tighty whities is never cute… step up ya game… please!! Wear boxers and let it breathe… it just might grow!!45. Just because we’re big girls does not mean you’re gonna hit… be for real… what would I do with ya narrow butted behind??46. You wanna fuck an ass?? Go fuck a fag!!47. We are not going to make out with another girl… unless you wanna make out with another hot guy… then you can go first and we’ll follow!!48. In case you’re retarded and forgot about #4 and #17 TRIM YA SHIT!! Or you get nothing…49. Girls can fuck too… so don’t get it twisted…50. You can impress us by not cumming before us… get it together fellas… it’s survival of the fittest up in here!!51. It’s like my girl Kandi said “When you’re out in the club, don’t think I’m not. When you’re out making love don’t think I’m not. When you’re feeling good in somebody’s spot, getting hot,don't stop... just don’t think I’m not… cuz I’m out getting mine!!” Always remember ladies are pimps too and we play the game just as easily as ya’ll do!!Special thanks to my girl Tiesha who helped me compose this list of things EVERY guy should know… and a special thanks to the guy who inspired me… you know who you are… I’ll see you at work :)

Music:

* BEP * Mariah Carey * The Calling * Jay- Z* Beyonce * Janet Jackson * NickleBack * The Killers * Lionel Richie * Pink * Christina Aguilera * Justin Timberlake * The Backsteet Boys * Clay Aiken * Jessica Simpson * Duece Tre Duece * Fat Joe * Daddy Yankee * Selena * Cumbia Kings * Don Omar * P. Diddy * Pussycat Dollz * Lil Wayne * Kelly Clarkson * Dream * TLC* Stain * 3 Doors Down * Snoop * Dre * Eminem * T.I. *Chris Brown *...Do you see a pattern?? No?? Good... cuz there is none!! I listen to anything and everything!! (Except for that head banging shit...)

Movies:

* Fools Rush In * Indiana Jones Trilogy * What a Girl Wants * Wild Things * How to Deal * Bachelor Party * ANYTHING FROKM TYLER PERRY!! * and so much more!! *

Television:

* Family Guy * The Simpsons * Futurama * ER * Nip/Tuck * The Shield * Friends * The Office * Passions * Days Of Our Lives * SNL * SpongeBob Square Pants * Mind Of Mencia * The George Lopez Show * All of Us * One on One * CSI: All of them!! * Fairly Odd Parents * and so much more!! *

Books:

* Chicken Soup for the Christian Soul * "Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings" by Tyler Perry * "Skinny Woman Are Evil" by Monique * "All Through the Night", "Daddy's Girl", and "I'll Be Seeing You" by Mary Higgins Clark * that's right bitches, I read!! *

Heroes:

* Of course my mother because she is a true woman of faith and strength * Tyler Perry because he has the mind of a true genius and he came up from nothing and now has almost everything... except for a good woman *coughcough* * Monique because she really openned the doors for BIG girls and made our presence known and she also let them little skinny bitches know that BIG girls run this shit!! * Loretta Devine because my fellow THICK chick got her man in "Waiting to Exhale"!! You go girl!! *

My Blog

To my EX!!

Okay... this song is to a certain EX I let bring his ass back into my life. I shouldn't have let you come back, what the fuck was I thinking?! I'm tired of games and you, my friend, are full of games!...
Posted by *Él Tiene Mi Corazón* on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:27:00 PST

Lyric In My Song

Lyric In My Song Come into room, and take me by the hand Guide me through this journey through this unknown land. Pull me close to you, and look into my eyes Your gentle touch is telling me that ...
Posted by *Él Tiene Mi Corazón* on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:59:00 PST

Anyone's Fool

Anyone's Fool I was never good enough, not in your eyes Always a couple sizes too big I could never be any man's prize. You tried to help me, but your ways were harsh Hurtful words always flew when t...
Posted by *Él Tiene Mi Corazón* on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:53:00 PST

10 Years

In October 1996How old were you?10... aww... so young...Where did you go to school?William Paca Where did you work?lol yeah... me thinks not, brah!!Where did you live?Edgewood... saaaaaaaaaaame house ...
Posted by *Él Tiene Mi Corazón* on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:55:00 PST

Spider joke

Okay guys... this is the funnies joke EVER!! Everyone must read and comment!!     A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure h...
Posted by *Él Tiene Mi Corazón* on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:00:00 PST

Ladies and Gentlemen... I present to you... Dating 101

Ladies if you are a respectable women and Gentlemen if you want to know what it takes to hook a lady, read this.................Dating 1011.Men should never keep a lady waiting.2.If you like her, call...
Posted by *Él Tiene Mi Corazón* on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:27:00 PST

Survey, bitches!!

1. EVER HAD MONO? no... thank you, Jesus!!2. LAST PLACE YOU WENT? The doctor's office... yay!!3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?? Uhh... probably roses from this guy I was friends with... keyword... WAS... 4....
Posted by *Él Tiene Mi Corazón* on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:47:00 PST

I've been here before...

I've been here before, I remember it so well. I've looked into eyes as deep as your's and I've kissed lips as sweet as your's (well... maybe not as sweet... or soft... or big... or nice) I've wal...
Posted by *Él Tiene Mi Corazón* on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:11:00 PST

Don't Talk No Shit, Won't Be No Shit, Bitch...

It's maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad funny that you still care about me so much. I mean, let's be real here, bitch,  you have to care about me or else... well... you wouldn't be on my nuts so fucking hard,...
Posted by *Él Tiene Mi Corazón* on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:17:00 PST

Friends <33

You know... since the middle of August, I've done nothing but think of you. I mean at first I just thought it was because the sex was on point, but as time marched on, I realized it was because I had ...
Posted by *Él Tiene Mi Corazón* on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:15:00 PST