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The Nappy Bandit

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About Me

Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com For starters, my feet are constantly cold. Summer, winter, fall, spring, it doesn't really matter, they're cold. With that being said, I refuse to wear socks most of the time. That's pretty much a picture for my whole life. I always know better, but I never do better. My mamma used to say that knowing and doing are two entirely different things. She was right (but don't tell her I said so). I could list all of my personality traits, but I honestly think that's pointless. I think I'm funny, but others just see it as being obnoxious. I think I'm unique, but others think I've lost my damn mind. See the issue. I could tell you who I think I am, but that doesn't mean that's how you'll see me. I'm sort of an acquired taste. Most people don't know what to make of me on first acquaintance. Personally, I think I'm adorable and to know me is to love me..... or to want to strangle me. Sometimes both. Take your pick. Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got them and they usually stink. Unless it's my opinion and then it's absolute truth. I'm hard headed and totally stubborn. I have a really bad tendency to act first, then think about it later. Every year I hope God will bless me with impulse control, but He has yet to do that. Maybe it's part of my charm. I get easily annoyed, unless you're a guy I really like and then I'll put up with just about anything (except infidelity and abuse, but all other bullshit is welcome). JOKE!! Well, kind of. I'm working out my masochistic tendencies. But not here on MySpace (point of clarification). DO NOT send me a friend request if I DON'T know you. I won't accept it. Having 1,000,000 MySpace friends is NOT my goal in life. If you don't know me and want to be my friend, send a message first and if I think you're someone who won't piss me off on a regular basis then I'd be more than happy to oblige your request. That's all I have to say for now. But it's not like anyone is reading this anyways.Oh, one last thing. You should TOTALLY read my blog, The Brain Dump
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Elizabeth
Birthday: July 14, 1980
Birthplace: Albany, NY
Current Location: Grand Rapids, MI (unfortunately)
Eye Color: black
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'10 and 3/4 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty Tighty
Your Heritage: Cameroonian and Cotton Picker
The Shoes You Wore Today: Red, Yellow, and Green Pumas
Your Weakness: Bryan
Your Fears: I ain't neva scared (yeah right)
Your Perfect Pizza: extra cheese NY thin crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting the fluck out of Michigan
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: whatcha doing
Thoughts First Waking Up: five more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: my teeth...the braces are HOT
Your Bedtime: whenever I get off the phone
Your Most Missed Memory: 1984 was a great year
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: I don't date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate brownie with vanilla ice cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: latte
Do you Smoke: Nope, but I like watching him do it
Do you Swear: all the fuckin time
Do you Sing: in the shower and the car
Do you Shower Daily: next question
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that, will do it again
Do you want to get Married: yep yep
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can fly
Do you get Motion Sickness: not so much
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm fuckin gorgeous
Are you a Health Freak: when I'm not shoving my face with pizza and french fries
Do you get along with your Parents: when there's half the country between us
Do you like Thunderstorms: why would I
Do you play an Instrument: I am an instrument, but I won't play myself
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope, that was two months ago
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: are men considered a drug?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I don't date damn it
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeppers
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a one
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never eaten sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm always causing a scene
In the past month have you been Dumped: you can't dump me, I'm me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not that I can think of
Ever been Drunk: a time or two
Ever been called a Tease: everyday and twice on Sunday
Ever been Beaten up: I was 7 and I'm gonna find that bitch one day
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: quietly, painlessly, with the ones I love around me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't wanna grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Cameroon
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Bryan's eye color
Favourite Hair Color: Byran's hair color
Short or Long Hair: short hair like Bryan's
Height: Bryan's height
Weight: Bryan's weight
Best Clothing Style: Bryan's style
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: nada
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few here and there
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My Interests

being happy, writing, reading, shopping, volunteering, tap dancing, tae kwon do, watching TV, difficult men, other miscellaneous crap

I'd like to meet:

Jay-Z; The Notorious B.I.G.; my grandfather

Music:

hip-hop, r&b, reggae, rock, 80s pop, country, damn it basically everything

Movies:

Pretty Woman; The Truth About Cats and Dogs; 10 Things I Hate About You; chick flicks in general.Indiana Jones Trilogy; Star Wars prequels and sequels; Karate Kid; Ghoonies; Sixteen Candles (I'm still in love with Jake Ryan); The Breakfast Club; Friday; Streets of Fire; Chicken Run; The Last Unicorn

Television:

All My Children, One Life to Live, General Hospital, The Bachelor, The Apprentice, America's Next Top Model, My So Called Life, Sex and The City, A Different World, ER, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place

Books:

The Bible, The Da Vinci Code, Cheaters, Prep, Sammy's Hill, The Coldest Winter Ever, Angels and Demons

Heroes:

Carrie Bradshaw; Angela Chase; Elizabeth Benton (best money manager EVER and a damn good grandma too); Blossom

My Blog

Questioning

Ever since I was a little girl, I've always liked boys. I can still remember the crush my four-year-old self had on my next door neighbor with the mop of brown hair and a penchant for shirtless yard w...
Posted by The Nappy Bandit on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:41:00 PST

Get Over IT

"Get over it." That's what I hear all the time. What you really mean is get over him. You may not believe this, but I already have. I did that a long time ago. I don't want him anymore, and I don't lo...
Posted by The Nappy Bandit on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:20:00 PST

You Need An Alignment

There are certain concepts in this world that aren't very difficult to understand. What comes up, must come down. A closed mouth don't get fed. $13.95 + tax is NOT too much to spend on lip glass. If y...
Posted by The Nappy Bandit on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:41:00 PST

Oh, To Feel That Way Again

When Dylan chose Kelly over longtime girlfriend Brenda on 90210, the woman scorned shut herself in her bedroom and put REM's "Losing My Religion" on repeat. Tired of hearing Michael Stipe's whining ev...
Posted by The Nappy Bandit on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:04:00 PST

Oversight

If someone were to ask me what is my favorite thing to do, I'd probably say going to the club. Yeah I know that's the typical chicken head answer, but hey it's the truth, so if that makes me a chicken...
Posted by The Nappy Bandit on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:03:00 PST

The Flip Side

The change was subtle, but unmistakeable. She folded her arms across her chest, shielding herself from me. The gregarious energy that had drawn us together a few hours ago was replaced with a weary co...
Posted by The Nappy Bandit on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:41:00 PST

Conspiracy Theory

I opened the door and flung myself into the passenger seat, slouching down as far as my long legs would allow. Without a word, I shook my head, then folded my arms across my chest, completely dejected...
Posted by The Nappy Bandit on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:26:00 PST

Five Simple Rules

Whoever said that it's possible to be friends with an ex obviously never tried being friends with an idiot who made them cry. I wouldn't say it's impossible, but it damn sure isn't easy. Wh...
Posted by The Nappy Bandit on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:42:00 PST

Selfish

Dear Short Bitch, I'm going to need you to do me a favor. You know that guy you're dating. The one whose navel you barely graze because you're 4'11 and he's 6'5. The cute one with the fresh Ceasar and...
Posted by The Nappy Bandit on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:25:00 PST

Savior

They're drowning. Drowning in fear, apathy, distrust, or their preferred method of self destructive behavior. You see them struggling, flailing, fighting for their next breath. Something in...
Posted by The Nappy Bandit on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:18:00 PST