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joelane

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About Me

Jesus, Soraya, family, church, Starbucks, ice cream Sundays, books, movies, Halo 2, coffee, tea in a ceramic mug, a car that makes fun noises, half-written poems, a litany of dreams, constant song mix ideas, asking questions, excited about spending the rest of my life with my best friend ever, and loving life as much as possible.found this plain layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests

Jesus, mi familia, Soraya Alikhan, coffee (french pressed preferably), social stimulation, music, guitar, drums, poetry, hiking the Rockies, reading for pleasure, sleep, concerts, vicarious super-hero living, imaginative realities, and voice characterizations.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Lennon, McCartney, Ty Tabor, Donald Miller, Tolkien, Lewis, Dr. King, Dave Ramsey, Bono, Sting, David, Enoch, Elijah, Adam, John, Bill Gates, Rick Warren, John Hughes, Jim Carrey, Wordsworth, and Roosevelt - to name a few.

Music:

The Beatles, Mute Math, King's X, Muse, Doves, Foo Fighters, Day of Fire, Delirious?, Guster, The Grays, Switchfoot, Sinatra, Coldplay, House of Heroes, Metallica, Enya, Josh Lane, Aerosmith, Tom Petty, Listener, Jimmy Eat World, Lord of the Rings soundtracks, John Reuben, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Collective Soul, The Gipsy Kings, Yes, James Brown, Ray Charles, Moby, Garden State soundtrack, About A Boy soundtrack, Guns 'N Roses, The Fray, Pulp Empire, Jeff Anderson, Genesis, The Police, Audioslave, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ugly Kid Joe, The Postal Service, AC/DC, Kings of Convenience, Ben Folds, U2, Weezer, John Mellencamp, Van Halen, Echo the Dolphin soundtrack, Don Henly, Rush, Death Cab For Cutie, Johnny Cash, El Remedy, and many more...

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Batman, I Am Sam, Planes, Trains, & Automobiles, Uncle Buck, School of Rock, Pay It Forward, Wayne's World, Back To the Future, old Star Wars, Groundhog Day, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Bourne Identity, The Terminal, Good Will Hunting, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, My Cousin Vinny, Lost In Translation, Regarding Henry, The Neverending Story, Braveheart, Gladiator, Unbreakable, Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Memento, The Count of Monte Cristo, Mission Impossible, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Garden State, About A Boy, High Fidelity, Almost Famous, Elizabethtown, Meet the Parents, In America, Catch Me If You Can, Some Kind of Monster, John Hughes' films, Napolean Dynamite, and shelves more...

Television:

24, Seinfeld, Chappelle Show, The Office, Grey's Anatomy, VH1: Behind The Music, Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Books:

The Bible, The Purpose Driven Life, Lord of the Rings, The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, Hipster Handbook, Breakfast of Champions, Screwtape Letters, Dr. Seuess, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, Things You Should Know By Now, Rock Stars On God, Pablo Neruda's poems, Divine Conspiracy, Cheap Ways To...

Heroes:

Jesus, my parents, Jack Bauer, Dave Ramsey, Samwise Gamgee, Optimus Prime, Link, Batman, C.S. Lewis, Dr. Grant, Master Chief, Dave Weaner, and Leonardo of the TMNT

My Blog

boy soldiers

Here's a recent poem I wrote: boy soldiers it was not the first time he killedinnocense like the African heat liftedfrom confused and tear stained eyesheavy with blood and fearthis is a brother, not l...
Posted by joelane on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:11:00 PST

Drive-thru Ettiquette

OK.  There seems to be a serious problem out there in regards to people not having proper drive-thru ettiquette and I feel compelled to share.  As someone who has worked for approximate...
Posted by joelane on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:52:00 PST

Jesus Bling

So I was seriously sweating bullets recently when OSU told me I still owed them $582 to cover my winter quarter fees.  I checked my account and it was at $515 and I still hadn't wrote out the ren...
Posted by joelane on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:18:00 PST

flawed character

This fractured poem has been wrinked up in my back pocket for months.  Just thought I would share some of what I wrote during one particular church service. i'm edmund and judas, i'm peter ...
Posted by joelane on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:47:00 PST

Breathe in, breathe out

Here's a poem I recently breathed into being.  Pulmonary Disease Gravel in my throatspilling out course wordscut on ruin and rewarmth of thoughtup to two-in-the-morning the windbellows and be...
Posted by joelane on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:32:00 PST

Blips on the Radar

"Something in the way she movesAttracts me like no other loveSomething in the way she woos meI don't want to leave her nowYou know I believe her now"-"Something" - by The BeatlesI am thankful for one ...
Posted by joelane on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:17:00 PST

Vintage Vitality

I somehow and inexplainably threw my back out between the time I went to bed and the time I woke up this morning making me feel like I had aged about 50 years overnight.  So I've been hobbli...
Posted by joelane on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 05:06:00 PST

Events occur in real time

"A man's steps are directed by the Lord.  How then can anyone understand his own way?"-Proverbs 20:24 NIV I find that despite my attempts to wrestle for any amount of control in my life everythin...
Posted by joelane on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 03:20:00 PST

Inertia's Got You Down

OK, I don't want to sound insensitive or be a jerk here, but what is up with all of these obese people in grocery stores, namely Wal-Mart, that are driving those little handicapped buggies around?&nbs...
Posted by joelane on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:55:00 PST

High Voltage Rock 'N Roll

So I think today was my first real garage band rehearsal.  We set up shop in a filthy campus garage, not used for cars, of course, but litter, layers of dust, random rusty tools, and the occasion...
Posted by joelane on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 02:31:00 PST