Menace to Sobriety

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About me: I probably will film you while you're black-out drunk and you will hate me for showing everyone; if you unexpectedly walk into my room I'll be dancing infront of the mirror in my underwear; I flirt waaaay too much; I'm norwegian with a US social security number, so some people consider me a liar; I party ALOT; I love to watch films with my friends and ruin it for them with my over-analyzation and critiques; I HATE Mia Farrow's voice; I eat peanutbutter out of the jar with my index finger; be careful, if I'm drunk at your house I might use your toothbrush; I play guitar and write sappy songs that make people cry; I go to Emerson in Boston for film and writing; I'M A HUGE DORK; I'm a slight nerd; If you're sad talk to me, I'm good at making people feel better; I love my friends and would do anything for them.Oh yeah, my screenname is DMBKaren and yes it stands for FUCKING DAVE MATTHEWS BAND KAREN I WAS THIRTEEN YEARS OLD GET OVER IT. Send me an IM if you know me, if not, then don't because I never will have sex with you, ever.