My Big Fat American Belly |
A Short List of Things I Dislike
1. People
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:06:00 GMT |
the zebra has no stripes |
Our knowledge about the cause of peptic ulcer disease, of the aetiology of gastric cancer, and perhaps of some forms of dypepsia is in a state of revolution. The discovery of the infective organism He...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:29:00 GMT |
Stereotypes and Identity in Eastern European Mythology |
Must be jelly, ’cause jam don’t shake like that!
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:51:00 GMT |
My God, It’s Full of Stars |
A certain part of my anatomy is itchy, red and swollen. I’ll give you a hint. It isn’t my penis this time.
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 15:48:00 GMT |
SHIT |
SHIT
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 23:14:00 GMT |
the desecration of connubial bliss |
It occurs to me I have not posted a new blog in quite a while.
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 17:58:00 GMT |
Hot Dogs and Cheerleaders |
As many of you well know, I work in a retail environment. And it's Christmas time! Now I'm not saying all of the customers are bad people, just that they should all have their throats slit and then be...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:51:00 GMT |
I like pancakes ! |
These new nipple clamps don't work nearly as well as the old ones.
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:12:00 GMT |
A Happy Happy Day |
"Excuse me, is there a sale going on today?"
"Yes. That's why the sign says ANNUAL SALE 20% OFF EVERYTHING."
"And is everything on sale?"
"Yes."
"Even cards?"
"Yes. Even cards."
"And all the books are...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:53:00 GMT |
Rainbows and Unicorns |
I had a dream that I was Robert Foxworthy of TV's Falcon Crest. Everyone kept confusing me with Robert Reed of TV's Brady Bunch. But, and here's the really weird thing, I sounded just like Sam Elliot ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:37:00 GMT |
