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Not Her Real Name

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About Me

.. ..> Former counter-culture revolutionary, self-depricating egomaniac, writer of bad fiction, satirist, high school lit mag editor, accidental environmentalist, sell- out, and occasional iconolcast who should probably get out more. I am not a particularly bad person, nor am I all that good. I hate children and the current executive branch of our government. I do not tolorate intolorance- and yes, I appreciate the irony in that. I am good at making mix tapes and spaghetti carbonara. I have a fantastic imagination, and therefore am rarely bored. I am a walking encyclopedia of useless trivia, and my shoes killed the radio star. I am the type of person who buys books for their shape. I buy my groceries, shoes and just about everything else on the internet. I curse at bad drivers in foreign languages. I do not believe in inhibitions, expectations or regrets. I correct my own grammar, and am more likely to use words like "whence" in conversation than I am to end a sentence with a preposition. I have extremely eccentric eating habits and a strange aversion to telephones.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I am a recluse. I am not sure that I actually want to meet new real people.I want to meet a long list of fictional people, including Atticus Finch, Richard Papen, Blue Van Meer, Perry Smith, Holden Caulfield, Professor Moriarty, and Buffy Summers. If you can pretend to be one of these people convincingly, I want to meet you.Yes, I know that Perry Smith isn't actually fictional. For that matter, I would also like to meet Charles Starkweather. I guess I am interested in meeting interesting villians, and sometimes heroes, fictional or deceased. I would love to meet Lois Jensen, except that I have no idea what I would say to her.Also, people who will play Balderdash with me.Also, I would like to write a great utopian novel based on the political idealology of Milton Street. I would like to meet anyone interested in collaborating on this project.

My Blog

This is not my blog

It's been more than a year since I last updated my myspace blog. If you care, I update my livejournal with much more frequency, almost compulsively. Username: Lengel.
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 21:41:00 GMT

Trocadero Movie Monday- Gigli?

Hi, All, As I am the champion of lost causes and bad movies, I feel responsible for letting you all know that Gigli is at the troc on Monday, 12/16. Sorry to anyone who missed the three-AM sc...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2003 15:22:00 GMT

Wow- The Greatest Waste of Time since MySpace/Friendster!

Oh boy! I've recevied a bunch of these the past few days, and I finally have some time to kill to complete one of them! Lucky me! :x: piercings = eight- all ears, 6 self-inflicted. :x: tattoos ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2003 15:49:00 GMT

This is sad, but...

I just heard that Elliot Smith killed himself last week... not that I endorse suicide, or anything, but is it wrong that I hope he did it with a striaght razor while listening to his own version of Ne...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2003 14:19:00 GMT

The New Minella's

Hello, Friends and MySpacers and displaced Friendsters and whoever is reading this, Please read all of this. It's long and I apologize. Tonight, I checked out the new Minella's Diner on Route 3...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2003 20:34:00 GMT