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Cresa

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About Me

It was a big moment in my life. It was kind of a radical thing to do. I got my period just 10 minutes before we got there, and I was totally bleeding. I was doing it with my tranny boyfriend, who I’m in love with, and I was totally bleeding — how radical is that? — and I’m a fat person, and I’m a femme. It felt really good. -Beth Ditto

My Interests

loves: fergi, south africa, riding (bikes, horses, motorcycles, trampolines, etc.), anthropology, anthropologie, smithsonian, wikipedia, national geographic, radnor lake, smoove b , maya angelou impersonations, eel nigiri, african rap, watching people trip/fall, vitamin water, tuvan throat singing, physical comedy, diet sunkist, little richard, fried okra, jazz hands, transparency, thesaures
hates: car hugs, salt, tow trucks, hierarchies, dull, cardboard, gin, the cancellation of 'Love is in the Heir,' blue collar comedy, scales, cave crickets, unscented markers, excel formulas, small hats, cankles, wasabi, camel toes, axillism

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

anything nouveau indie, post-modern punk, old school urban, contempo beats, math rock, or live...ie architecture in helsinki, fireworks on ice, menomena, battles, testicular sound express, reh dogg, hot chip, arctic monkeys, iceburn, asobi seksu, feist, 5ive style, doyle & debbie, badly drawn boy, joanna newsom, james brown, george michael, al green, steely dan, ben folds, michael mcdonald, elton john, herbie hancock, iron & wine, cream, white stripes, scissor sisters, earth, wind & fire, belle and sebastian, ladysmith black mambazo, prince, yothu yindi, willie nelson, the roots, bates college gamelan orchestra

Movies:

me and you and everyone we know, hedwig and the angry inch, coming to america, the graduate, officer and a gentleman, the shining, love actually, best in show, return of the pink panther, antz (with mom), jack black everything

Television:

american gladiators, arrested development, family guy, the office, most extreme elimination challenge, nip/tuck, monk, cheaters, american idol auditions, soul train, golden girls

Books:

i will eventually finish house of leaves, life of pi , heartbreaking work of staggering genius , atlas shrugged, geek love , mastering the GRE, inside poop, the history of love...

Heroes:

connie rice, jon stewart, hannity and colmes, al sharpton, pea-tear griffin

My Blog

oncoming traffic > dying rat > recycle bin > curb

in that order.i was biking home today and was in an exceptionally narrow bike lane. i'm going about 20 mph and am about 15 yards from the scene when i observe the following: to my immediate left (appr...
Posted by Cresa on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:38:00 PST

Why people move... (according to Life of Pi)

"People move because of the wear and tear of anxiety. Because of the gnawing feeling that no matter how hard they work their efforts will yield nothing, that what they build up in one year will be tor...
Posted by Cresa on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:30:00 PST

before he cheats

the princess of country pop, carrie underwood, has done it again. another solid gold hit (in my humble opinion). everytime mom and i take a road trip, we have a theme song. summer '98 on the roa...
Posted by Cresa on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 03:54:00 PST

funk combinologist

somewhere in the bible (and i'm sure some other holy works), The Authority tells us that each of us have been endowed with unique gifts/talents. we're expected to use those gifts to serve others and H...
Posted by Cresa on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:16:00 PST

so, the deal...

for my close friends who are hearing this for the first time, i apologize for not having told you in a more personal fashion...but things have been pretty hectic over the past couple of weeks because....
Posted by Cresa on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:24:00 PST

vomit dollar

i haven't particularly been too busy to blog over the past months since my last e-splash of word heaven...i've just been living a pretty mundane life that would be boring to read about in a blog. but ...
Posted by Cresa on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:29:00 PST

non-narcotic

the casts of Days of Our Lives and Passions were hanging out at a neighborhood bar friday night..."Lucas" from Days even touched my elbow (omg, xoxoxo!!!!!!!). it kinda made me wish i'd used lotion th...
Posted by Cresa on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 01:59:00 PST

famous people walking down my street

it's becoming a pattern, so i've decided to compile a list of "famous" people i've spotted walking down the street i live on. i'll update per new spottings... in chronological and, subsequently, antic...
Posted by Cresa on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 05:58:00 PST

It's Hard Out Here for a Mortal

i never thought that i was immortal, but thoughts of my own death had never really occurred to me - until just recently. over the past few days i've been confronted with various [ominous] situati...
Posted by Cresa on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:50:00 PST

miffed

i just ate a pear jelly belly that tasted like i licked a large man's armpit after he did step aerobics.
Posted by Cresa on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 03:21:00 PST