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Dr. Gavwando

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About Me

I am the great Gavwando. There is little more to say... You name it, I can do it! I can even nail diarrhea to a wall!! Yes, you heard it here first! I'm also a Dr... You can ask me any medical question in the world and I seem to be able to answer it... Without the aid of Google! =O lol. Yes, it's a talent. And yes, that is why I'm Dr. Gavwando.
Woohoo, I made a cameo in Elwood! I fucking rule! haha
Hmm... about me.... Hmmmmm What to say? I play guitar, bass, learning drums... My life kinda revolves around music.... That and making afro-bimbo babies with my lil hoe Mikki-Moos, but she doesn't want afro-bimbo babies anymore... probably 'cos she's got rabies... and who wan'ts rabie-babies? haha.... Hmm.. what else? Erm... I'm at Swansea Institute studying Business Studies (BA(Hons))... Oh and I kick ass at karaoke singing.... Everyone stands up when I sing (and leaves... but shh...)...
Thus concludes my life story...
My little collection of Theraphosids:
(Note: 1st number = adults, 2nd = juveniles, 3rd = spiderlings/slings)
Grammostola rosea (0.2.0) - Chili Rose Hair
Brachypelma smithi (0.1.0) - Mexican Red Knee
Brachypelma vagans (0.1.0) - Mexican Red Rump
Avicularia sp. guyana (1.0.0) - Pink Toe
Haplopelma lividum (0.0.3) - Cobalt Blue (DCF)
Brachypelma albopilosum (0.1.0) - Curly Hair
(Updated 6th September - Added my curly-hair, FYI it's called "Pube"... haha)
(Updated 23rd October - Had my B.vagans a year to the day! Happy b'day Mr Red Rump!!, all of my versicolors have no died, dammit, but ah well, will be getting one here soon enough!)
In a Past Life...
You Were: Gavwando The Omnipotent.
Where You Lived: Hull & Swansea.
How You Died: Nothing can kill Gavwando! BWAHAHA I prawned the test thing! haha

My Interests

Guitar, bass, music in general, drinking!!!, watching films (see my film list...).

If you ever see me I'll be doing one of the following:
Eating
Drinking
Watching a film
Watching a tv program
Doing uni work
Sleeping (likely)
Playing guitar
Farting
Pondering
Procrastinating (heh..)

So now you know.

I'd like to meet:

Gary Moore, Dez Fafara, John Miller, Jon Boecklin, Jeff Kendrick, Mike Spreitzer, Brian Fair, Nick Swardson, Allen Covert, Peter Dante, Jim Carrey.

Well that's not everyone but pah, It's all I can think of right now!

Music:

Devildriver,
Coal Chamber,
Nervehammer,
Machine Head,
Slayer,
Metallica,
Dope,
Bullet For My Valentine,
ACDC,
Gary Moore,
36 Crazyfists,
All That Remains,
Drowning Pool,
Foo Fighters,
Goldfinger,
InMe,
Iron Maiden,
Killswitch Engage,
KoRn,
Led Zeppelin,
Lynyrd Skynyrd,
Muse,
Ocean Colour Scene,
Pantera,
Papa Roach,
Sevendust,
Shadows Fall,
Soil,
Spineshank,
Stephen Lynch,
Throwdown,
Unearth,
Violent Delight.

Movies:

My complete film list:
Ace Ventura - Pet Detective
Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls
Airplane!
Airplane! II
Alien Versus Predator
Austin Powers - International Man Of Mystery
Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged me
Austin Powers - Goldmember
Baseketball
Big Daddy
Bill Bailey - Bewilderness
Billy Connolly - Erect for 30 Years
Billy Connolly - Live In New York
Blazing Saddles
Bruce Almighty
Chronicles Of Narnia - Silver Chair (1980's)
Chronicles Of Narnia - Lion, Witch, Wardrobe (1980's)
Chronicles Of Narnia - Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1980's)
CKY
CKY2k
CKY3
CKY4
Click
Con Air
Demolition Man
Die Hard 1
Die Hard 2 - Die Harder
Die Hard 3 - With A Vengence
Dodgeball
Drop Dead Fred
Family Guy - Stewie Griffin, the Untold Story
Final Fantasy 7 - Advent Children
Forrest Gump
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters II
Grandma's Boy
Guest House Paradiso
Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy
Idiocracy
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Jackass
Jackass 2
Jackie Chan - Legend of Drunken Master
Lee Evans - XL Tour 2005
Little Nicky
Lord Of The Rings - Fellowship Of The Ring (EXT EDIT)
Lord Of The Rings - The Two Towers (EXT EDIT)
Lord Of The Rings - Return Of The King (EXT EDIT)
Men In Black
Men In Black II
Monty Python & The Holy Grail
Monty Python's 'And Now For Something Completely Different'
Mr Deeds
Nacho Libre
National Lampoon's TV The Movie
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation
Old School (Unrated)
Orgazmo
Resident Evil
Resident Evil - Apocalypse
Silence Of The Lambs
SiN
Sin City
Spaceballs
Swordfish
The Benchwarmers
The Damn Show
The Fifth Element
The Mask
The Naked Gun
The Naked Gun 2
The Naked Gun 3
The Sixth Sense
The Waterboy
Tremors 1
Tremors 2 - Aftershocks
Tremors 3 - Back To Perfection
Tremors 4 - The Legend Begins
Tremors - The Making Of
Twin Town
X-Men
X-Men 2 - United
X-Men 3 - The Last Stand

Television:

TV DVDs:
American Dad - Season 1
At Home With The Braithwaites - Seasons 1-4 (Complete)
Family Guy - Seasons 1-3
Fawlty Towers - Seasons 1-2(Complete)
Jonathan Creek - Seasons 1-4 (Complete)
Penn & Teller, Bullshit! - Seasons 1-5 (Complete)
Prison Break - Season 1-3(Up-To-Date)
ReBoot - Seasons 1-4 (Complete)
Robot Chicken - Seasons 1-3 (Complete)
Scrubs - Seasons 1-7(Up To Date)
Supernatural - Seasons 1-2 (Not complete)
The Last Train - Complete
The Simpsons - Seasons 1-17
Wildboyz - Seasons 1-3 (Complete)

Books:

Nothing Lasts Forever - Roderick Thorp,
58 Minutes - Walter Wager,
anything by Elaine Cunningham
Most of the Forgotten Realms authors.

Heroes:

my friendieeees:
Smiddy
Emma/Emsypops
Mikki-Moo my bimbo
Lucy/Lu-Lu
Lucy/Loocifer
Steve/Tefet
Steve/Derkoi
Oh and more, add your name here ____________

My Blog

tarantulas

tarantulas (again, all up to date) My current tarantulas and descriptions:Brachypelma vagans:Mexican Red Rump ...
Posted by Dr. Gavwando on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:42:00 PST

Tarantulas & Mantis

tarantulas (again, all up to date) My current tarantulas and descriptions:Haplopelma lividum (DCF):Cobalt Blue...
Posted by Dr. Gavwando on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:38:00 PST

tarantulas (again, all up to date)

My current tarantulas and descriptions:Haplopelma lividum (DCF) x3:Cobalt Blue - SlingsGender: UnknownSize: 4cm~~ (Leg span)Last Moult: end of AugustNotes: never see the buggers, always in their burro...
Posted by Dr. Gavwando on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 05:20:00 PST

Such Spiderzorz and geckos

Wooo, I now have 10 spiders (1 A.versicolor died, and got a curly hair, called "Pube"... hehehe) and 2 Day Geckos... they're cute, i'll put up a pic of them when I find the time.May also get a snake.....
Posted by Dr. Gavwando on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:12:00 PST

More spiders... xD

My current tarantulas and descriptions:Haplopelma Lividum (DCF) x3:Cobalt Blue (Burmese not Thai) - SlingsGender: UnknownSize: 1cm~~ (Leg span)Last Moult: Freshly spiderlingsNotes: they likes them som...
Posted by Dr. Gavwando on Wed, 09 May 2007 04:51:00 PST

Tarantulas (6th May)

My current tarantulas and descriptions:Haplopelma Lividum (DCF) x3:Cobalt Blue (Burmese not Thai) - SlingsGender: UnknownSize: 1cm~~ (Leg span)Last Moult: Freshly spiderlingsNotes: they likes them som...
Posted by Dr. Gavwando on Sun, 06 May 2007 09:02:00 PST

My Tarantulas (27th April)

Current mood: calm My current tarantulas and descriptions:Haplopelma Lividum (DCF) x3:Cobalt Blue (Burmese not ...
Posted by Dr. Gavwando on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:02:00 PST

Tarantulas (minus TWO!!!!...)

My current tarantulas and descriptions:Haplopelma Lividum (DCF) x3:Cobalt Blue (Burmese not Thai) - SlingsGender: UnknownSize: 1cm~~ (Leg span)Last Moult: Freshly spiderlingsNotes: Not arriving 'til f...
Posted by Dr. Gavwando on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:07:00 PST

Grammostola Rosea study, pt 1

From the tarantulas I've owned, I have noticed several different ways in which the Grammostola Rosea tarantula catch and consume their prey. Each individual G. Rosea (Grammostola Rosea) used different...
Posted by Dr. Gavwando on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:07:00 PST

Tarantulas (minus 2, plus 3...)

My current tarantulas and descriptions:Haplopelma Lividum:Cobalt Blue (Burmese not Thai) - Sum-AdultGender: Female (By colouration)Size: 10cm~~ (Leg span)Last Moult: None (Got her today)Notes: Warning...
Posted by Dr. Gavwando on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:19:00 PST