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Little John

I'm gonna do a backflip! LOOK AT ME MOMMY! NO BRAINS!

About Me

Well, I spent hours on trying to figure out how to make this as much of a smartass answer as it can be...but i got distracted by Barney. So I decided just to be straight up with yall. I am a CIA assassin from the future here to warn all of you about a growing problem...wait, oh, nevermind, it just happened, sorry everyone. I also have a roughing up people for money services. I rough up people for money. I have a philosophy in life, roughing up people is fun, more so when it is for money. Now, if you want me to rough someone up, thats 50 dollars. If someone pulled a prank on you, and you want me to rough them up, thats 55 dollars. If someone you hate just beat the crap out of you, and you want me to rough them up, thats 60 dollars. I have another philosophy, I don't like people, who beat the crap out of people, that hate them. Now, I will need there first name, last name, nick name, maiden name, phone number, social security number, there address, and all that other crap you can think of. I look foward to your call, thank you.
Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.
You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming! Click here for some fun!
You Are a Rainbow
Breathtaking and rare
You are totally enchanting and intriguing
But you usually don't stick around long!
You are best known for: your beauty
Your dominant state: seducing What Type of Weather Are You?

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My Interests

Pole dancing mostly, but I like to read, and write, and play bass, but pole dancing, thats at the top.

I'd like to meet:

The Author of Goodnight Moon. The guy who hires rent-a-cops, (my dream job) And last but certianly not least Superman nonononono Batman. And this guy

I can do this!

Some of that hurt...

Music:

Zed Zeppelin, Ac/Dc, Aerosmith, Pretty much anything classic rock. Yay for Music!

Books:

Goodnight Moon is my favouritest book in the world.

Heroes:

Myself, I am my own hero, I'll call myself...the Johniator, and you can't forget all those rent-a-cops out there!

My Blog

Remember when I did this, well now here we are again.

these are my peoplelalala try and guess which one you are1) Your an idiot, plain and simple, you make stupid decisions and when you get really upset you assume the world is out to get you. Furthermore...
Posted by Little John on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:35:00 PST

Karate Paper

In a lot of ways this verse means a lot to me. This verse tells me that no matter what; God will always be in it with me. Through many, many hard times in my life I have been able to go over this vers...
Posted by Little John on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:40:00 PST

A pretty penny to those who guess which ones they are.

1. I don't know what I would be if it wasn't for you. I'd probably still be quiet and shy and not playing bass. I've actually known you so long that if someone has a problem with you, either they get ...
Posted by Little John on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:15:00 PST

I go nut nuts for Doughnuts!

So I made Doughnuts! And Here are some pictures!Yeah, so some are pudding filled. Chocolate and Vanilla. And One is glazed, and two are cake....
Posted by Little John on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST

My trip!

Hey everyone I'm back from New York and New Jersey! It was awesome I had a lot of fun and if Damien ever reads this by some off chance Texas is wayyyyyyy better than New Jersey cause I'm here! Anyway ...
Posted by Little John on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 06:33:00 PST

Story of my life

Execpt with out the bacon and eggs and omelette suit, and the resturant, and the radio, infact this has nothing to do with my life, I just like it :)!Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Little John on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 03:28:00 PST

My day

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Posted by Little John on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:35:00 PST

Knowledge of the Week: Religion 2

Alright, I actually decided to do a second one. I would like to thank my pastor Ryan for bringing this up in our youth group. Now as a warning, this is going to lean towards a christianity side a bit,...
Posted by Little John on Fri, 12 May 2006 06:55:00 PST

Knowledge of the Week: Selfishness

Selfishness, it is a big issue. With it comes a great lesson in life however, and I won't reveal that to you. Just for future reference, I won't reveal any trail and error life lessons ever, those are...
Posted by Little John on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:16:00 PST

Knowledge of the Week: Is the glass really ever half empty?

Is the glass half full, or half empty? That depends on the person. There will always be downers and uppers, if that is even a word. Say your out with a friend and your having a real good day, but your...
Posted by Little John on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:24:00 PST