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B a u \m/ a n

There are two rules for success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know.

About Me

I possess the ability to procrastinate and create something out of nothing. You know I would like to say something sophisticated and inspirational...but that's just not my style. MyGen Profile Generator ..

My Interests

Gym, tennis, golf, fast food, poker, alcohol and metal. GET A REAL BROWSER, This page is best viewed in Firefox.

I'd like to meet:

Someone that can induce change. Someone who's funnier by accident than most comedians are by purpose.

Music:

Metallica, Children of Bodom, Kalmah, Norther, Skyfire, Wintersun, Ensiferum, Imperanon, Windir, Finntroll, Korpiklaani, In Flames, Iron Maiden, Arsis, Arch Enemy, Elvenking, Stormlord, Angra, Dissection, Leprechaun, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Kamelot, Virtuocity, Dragonland, Dragonlord, Mors Principium Est, At the Gates, Dark Tranquillity, Dark Haven, Gwar, Freedom Call, Cellador, Hammerfall, Iced Earth, Immortal Souls, Killswitch Engage, Amon Amarth, Pantera, Shadows Fall, Sinergy, Warmen, Sonic Syndicate, Sonata Arctica, Dragonforce, Edguy, Tenacious D, The Haunted, All That Remains, Strapping Young Lad, Apocalyptica, Helloween, Stratovarius, Rhapsody...among others, I am currently listening to:

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Movies:

Watched plenty in my day, ironically stopped watching once I started working for BBV. I really don't see the correlation...In no particular order: Snatch, Office Space, Boondock Saints, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Poolhall Junkies, American History X, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Rounders, Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Sideways, Mean Machine, Good Will Hunting, Forrest Gump, Ocean's Eleven, Confidence, Super Troopers, Kill Bills, LOTR trilogy, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Ace Venturas, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Dumb & Dumber, Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, We Were Soldiers, The Recruit, Matrix, Men of Honor, Casino, Ronin, Italian Job, Enemy of the State, Full Metal Jacket, Reign of Fire, Terminators, Troy, Predator, Rockys, Aviator, Rambos, Layer , Usual Suspects, Lucky Number Slevin, Star Wars, Swingers, Wedding Crashers, Waiting..., Old School, Anchorman, 40 Yr Old Virgin, Life Aquatic, Lost in Translation, Million Dollar Baby, Beautiful Mind, Gladiator, Braveheart, Last Samurai, Patriot, Diehard trilogy, and Sin City.
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Television:

When I have a chance: Seinfeld, Married with Children, Home Improvement, King of Queens, Family Guy, CSI, The Shield, Nip/Tuck, Miami Ink, Scrubs, Entourage, anything on ESPN, anything poker related and MMA related (ufc, pride etc.)

Books:

Currently reading accounting text books, national geographics, anonymous lawyer, and lotr trilogy.

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Heroes:

none, they're overrated

My Blog

The shit has hit the fan

First, let me start by saying yes it has been a long time since I've done one of thesebut I guess my anger has been subdued of late.  Jimmy has recently brought something to my attention from my ...
Posted by B a u \m/ a n on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:16:00 PST

I live life one taco at a time

In the last 30 days I have managed to keep an accurate log of my consumption (food intake) and activities (work, gym, class; which is pretty much all I fucking do nowadays).  It has allowed me to...
Posted by B a u \m/ a n on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:49:00 PST

Freaky

This is completely random, but I find it rather amazing.  Tomorrow night (April 19) I will be releasing my most anticipated blog yet.  A consumption/activity (food intake and activity) log c...
Posted by B a u \m/ a n on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:52:00 PST

Taco BHell

When I conserve funds, I eat at places that contain the word "taco" in their name 86.67% of the time or 13 times out of 15 days.  Think about it... Date  Expenses&nb...
Posted by B a u \m/ a n on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:21:00 PST

I am not the King

The following surveys were completed by David Bauman, to the best of his knowledge, over the course of 10 days.  The answers / responses to the survey questions are indeed personal opinion and/or...
Posted by B a u \m/ a n on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 04:59:00 PST

Vegas trilogy

To continue with traditional pre-Vegas gloating blogs: Vegas trip #3-Weekend of Jan. 20th - 22th (Jimmy's bday on the 21st). All you fuckers that are going to be there this weekend better hit us up....
Posted by B a u \m/ a n on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 11:55:00 PST

Vegas trip, number 3

The date is set and the hotel is booked.  Anticipation for another month is going to be killer. Happy Chrismakkah
Posted by B a u \m/ a n on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 10:41:00 PST

Incommunicado

So I'm going to hold myself incommunicado for the next 18 days in an attempt to seclude all distractions in my way of my main focuses. I guess they can't be focuses unless you're really indeed focusi...
Posted by B a u \m/ a n on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 10:53:00 PST

The chasm of Irony

The following is a bunch of ranting dribble.  Originally I started writing this blog last night under the title "irony."  However I was filled with too much random shit to keep that theme.&n...
Posted by B a u \m/ a n on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 05:26:00 PST

Please if you see me at the gym, don't talk to me

Yah as you may or may not know, I've been going to the gym pretty frequently (I'm huge), and I've made some new friends there.  But here's the thing; just because I greet you hello doesn't mean I...
Posted by B a u \m/ a n on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 10:07:00 PST